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darmato.bsky.social
Voice of Guybrush Threepwood. Homeless dining critic. Old-school community food guy. Influencer culture can get bent. On the path of devolution back to Web 1.0.
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One more, just because I'm so stinkin' pleased with how this turned out.

submitted 12 hours ago • 3 comments

[victory dance]

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS IT WORKED.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

See you in a couple of hours, baby…

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

That was... easier than I expected.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

If you lost your shirt in the Papal Pool, you can still bet on whether we get to see the Superfans on SNL this week.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Everybody: “Oh my God, what could be a greater gift to the world’s comedians than Pope Pizzaballa?” God: “Hold my beer.”

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

“What kind of pecorino is in the grated tubs? “Romano.” “Right, but who’s the producer?” “Romano.” “No, I know, but I mean who’s the cheesemaker? What’s the brand?” “Romano.” “………nevermind.” (Every freaking time.)

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Four pounds fresh pasta, four pounds meatballs, four pounds Genoa salami batons, three pounds provolone cubes, two and half pounds mortadella cubes, three cups grated pecorino, one and half gallons ragu, 15 fresh eggs, thirty hard boiled eggs, and eight pounds dried ziti arriving this evening…

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

Zombie stories: The world is over and it is sad. The Last of Us: The world is over, and honestly, it's probably for the best.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

…signs the grocery store you’re in is maybe a little bougie:

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments