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darth-erogenous.bsky.social

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we're 13 months away from a bunch of people calling themselves "woke MAGA". these fringe social currents just boil down to word combinatorics

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

What the hell man.. That was going to be my Easter message

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

if you really "need your dick sucked" you'd let a cow do it. or a bird

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

{geting into Mensa for saying this} boobs with the fur

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

"I shit myself" should mean that you shit out a tiny version of you. Not just doing something normal on the train

submitted 25 days ago • 4 comments

Stuffing a seagull into my air fryer

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

my son: father, what does "La Bamba " mean {grabbing him by the neck , screaming} Where did you hear that ,

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

i live in a giant jean pocket and eat 1 new yoghurt a day. this is Trump's Suriname

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

EGOT guy winning a Fields Medal and falling to his knees crying about what everyone's gonna call him

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

RFK Jr : We have, to , we have to ban Cream Joe Rogan {listening so intently he got a brain bleed} : Hmmm Clome. Ang why id . {chimp sound} Can you stob eating that burito RFK: It's a , slow loris

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Flo Rida should have a wife called I Da Ho. And a son called Goûrmet

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

michael madsen is great in Anora

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

{after enjoying a nice day together} Did you cum

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

"mystery machine"? Girl that's a van 😂

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

there is mayhaps nothing so amusing as a spoonerism.. lest a deftly loosed portmanteau should tickle mine ear, {my governess exits the room and I pull out my phone. i play a video of a shirtless kazakh man is pouring beer into a horse's mouth and getting kicked in the head } Lol

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

hey, sorry I missed your email. I've been raising a 500lb son known only to me as "El Blanco"

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

back from the coroner ☹️ Not one member of the boy band I was managing survived the plane crash ... Bad day to be a dry white wine

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Sydney Sweeney: (sitting next to me at bus stop) Fuckkkk do u think u could keep me company for a bit? I missed my bus :/ Me: (inventing a word to impress her) that's Haunchious

submitted 124 days ago • 4 comments

kanye: Thing is, I’m Wallace, I’m running shit .. But I gotta be Gromit too Zane lowe: yeah Kanye: i’m That pioneer. fashion, music, all of it. I’m building this shit in my basement Zane: right. like Wallace kanye: { too loud} But they don’t know I’m Gromit though

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

aw yeah man we got so wasted last night man. you should have seen it dude , so wasted. Trent had sex with a banana ice cream ^ new character im working on: frat guy whose friend had sex with a banana ice cream

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

{ showing up 45m late to neice's christening w/ a 2% blood alcohol level} My anaconda don't!!!!!!!!! My Acaconda Don't!!!!!!

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3LP...

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

El grande Bang me crea... soy

submitted 139 days ago • 1 comment

in my 20s I want ass to mouth, in my 80s I want mouth to mouth 🔥 for a brief period in between these i want farm to table

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments