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If only their characters had transferred to the Worcester (wuss-tah) office of Dunder Mifflin. They could have unleashed their true accents.

My head hurts when I think about how Dog Man was created by the kids in the Captain Underpants books. Dog Man must write a memoir to continue the Pilkey-ception.

“Like two sealed copies of Expansions” #beastieboys https://thequietus.com/quietus-reviews/reissue-of-the-week/lonnie-liston-smith-expansions-reissue-review/

“How did my office get this disastery?!” …I say under my breath no less than once a week.

I was asked to sign a petition in a loud and packed coffee shop. They are running for city council in Newburyport. Sadly I live one town over. The conviction needed to interrupt someone wearing AirPods at a laptop is enough to secure my vote. What are the rest of us even doing with our lives?

“All I wanted was a Pepsi.” was GenX suburban punks’ greatest lament. “MY best interest?!” was our battle cry.

Boston #streetart

The ground is still frozen. As are my toes. Fuck it. It's time to shmoke. #barbecue #smoker

I leave every social media post unsent for ~10mins then re-read it before hitting send. I delete it instead of sending around 50% of the time, largely due to it being really fucking dull. More people should do this. It is not just a me problem.

A thousand thanks to the nice man pointing out free spots for me to park in. I probably seemed rude not using his choices. What is the hand signal for: "If I don't park in the same spot every time, I'll never find my car when I leave the grocery store."

Today I learned my 3D printer doesn't have a resume after power failure…. Halfway through a 35 hour print :( It's windy outside. #3dprinting

Villeneuve is adorbs. Always.

@dc2go.bsky.social Apparently it is Wanda heist day!

Kawaihae Hawai'i Island March 2015 I'm wrestling with a bout of nostalgia today. #photography #aloha #paddling

My mother brought over a lime and a lemon wedge in a ziplock yesterday. An absolute power move for an 80 year old who likes her water a certain way. She's still teaching me things.

Ugh. RIP. Not feeling hot hot hot.

Shelter Island San Diego March 2021 I took this while at a hotel on Shelter Island during two week Covid quarantine before I boarded a ship for work. We were looking for DDT barrels on the seafloor dumped there for 40 years. There are tens of thousands down there. #photography #sunrise

F your I I've been writing "FYI" like that in many forms of professional communication for the last 3-4 years. Today someone finally acknowledged it and it was to tell me it was funny.

Slack is down. The outage highlights that I use slack less as a productivity tool and more for constant emotional support from my close coworkers.