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I was a sweet kid from a distant corner of the galaxy who went and joined the Empire to pay off my student loans and credit cards.
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The LOTR and Hobbit movies are Christmas movies because elves. And Santa beards. That is all.

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"You will be visited by three spirits."° The three spirits:

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Ribbit!

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i think it is very cool that the political press was basically uninterested in the fact that vance is openly adjacent to/pals around with far-right and Nazi-sympathetic maniacs

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my favorite thing about Rickey:

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irony found dead in the gutter

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This DOGE thing is driving me crazy. Nobody except crooks supports government waste but the idea that these two chucklefucks are going to do anything but use their stupid pet project to do anything other than make themselves more money is absurd. Also, Elon is a Nazi.

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Keeping the space station manned is not worth selling our security out to Elon musk. Cutoff space X from federal contracts unless they can Musk. This is a clear and present danger

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Why is the Biden administration silent on the richest man in the world doing the bidding of Putin? WHY IS HE STILL A FEDERAL GOVT CONTRACTOR???

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We need to tax the hell out of these guys.

submitted 66 days ago • 40 comments

He won the popular vote on people who voted for contradictory and opposed things. The fires are starting and they’ll be constant.

submitted 66 days ago • 15 comments

Trump is not the President elect. He's the assistant to the President non-elect.

submitted 66 days ago • 351 comments

Chad Kroger of Nickelback, has played in the Nativity scene in all the 50 states, however this year he says he's done. He said he loved playing Joseph, the sheep, some cows, and even Mary. When asked why he was quitting. He said he'll never make it as a wise man.

submitted 66 days ago • 30 comments

So good, but Joe really should have gone for the double-Tarantino homage and engraved each sword with "Bad Motherfucker."

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Can't we just tell CEOs to carry a bullet-proof backpack to work?

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Writer: We need a name for what jazz music is called in Star Wars George Lucas: Jizz Writer: Really? Um. Maybe instead it could- Lucas: (eyes glowing, voice booming from the heavens, speaking an inevitable truth older than time itself) Jizz

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Jeffries: It's been interesting to me that for decades the Republican party has lectured America about fiscal responsibility, about the debt and the deficit. It's always been phony. This bill proves it.

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If the government shuts down Saturday, the richest man in the world will be largely to blame. You may not get access to services you depend on just before the holidays because an unelected billionaire shadow president wanted it that way. If this isn’t oligarchy, I don’t know what is.

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He's a refrigerator dolly and a bite shield away from the full Hannibal Lechter treatment.

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It's waaaay less embarrassing for America's final boss to be the foreign-born wealthiest man in the world who is objectively a genius and constantly does obvious super-villain shit as opposed to a domestically-spawned, blabbering trust-fund Cheeto.

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Not only that but they are false advertising. An "open-faced turkey sandwich" is just turkey toast.

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Anybody that gets a song written about them had sex with the songwriter. For instance, Francis Scott Key probably fucked that flag

submitted 67 days ago • 133 comments

Follow your dreams, kids. If Robert Kennedy can be health secretary, you can literally do anything. Can't swim but wanna be a lifeguard? Do it. Blind sharpshooter? Awesome. First person to walk on the sun? Fuck yeah playboy, go get it

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It’s weird to think that Elon Musk will end up having paid far less for the United States Government than he did for Twitter

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The truth preached here.

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