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darthazius.bsky.social
Here because I broke up with my X. Resident of the Milky Way ghetto, occasional pianist, timid venturer, rebellious millennial, a little bit whelpexis. 🌈 (He/him) Online profile not reflective of actual life. Socials: https://linktr.ee/darthazius
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There are selfie surfaces everywhere for those with the eyes to see or something idk

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

I have four controllers now so you need to come over for some good ol' splitscreen action, please & thank you

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

See you, space cowboy! 🤠🚀 My little time travel series is all done, and this might be my favourite one.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

A literal Diss track

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Working out with Celine Dion songs blasting in my ears, ask me anything

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

If you rub my head you get three wishes

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

who called it an observatory and not a sun tzoo

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I got a few: "Us and Them" - Pink Floyd "Loveless" - Lo Moon "Weight of Love" - The Black Keys "Love & Hate" - Michael Kiwanuka

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Just got introduced to a new coworker and it's been 1 second since they left my office and I've already forgotten their name WHY AM I LIKE THIS

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

In my defense, your Honor, I'm just a sleepy boi

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

the thought and kindness of a coworker leaving a pube on the toilet seat for you to find

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Wanted to do a twist on the "Describe your taste in men using four actors" trend by replacing the actors with my Bluesky crushes but there are too many of you and you should all feel awful for ruining my idea

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments