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Life sure is interesting when you're just getting by on the three remaining brain cells you have left

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“I never thought leopards would eat MY face,” sobs man who spent $250M getting the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party elected. My reaction:

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Wait... is this the best meme ever made?

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Shout out to the person at a social event who is the first to say they’re going home and breaks the seal for the rest of the guests to be like, “Guess we’ll head out too”

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"I'm so poor I can't afford a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of!"

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If I was accidentally weird to you once just know I will be thinking about it every night for the next 20 years

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You have that far look in your eyes: the farther you are, the better you look.

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Happy 48th anniversary to the film that started it all an actual long time ago now!

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Goddamn AI. Those poor Tribbles.

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AI can create some odd stuff

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Walked into a patio door and knocked myself out, took a ride on a swing and smashed my knee into a rock, fell down some stairs during one Christmas, had knee go through a window, burnt my hand on a stove, had door close on my fingers which split one open, various cuts from not paying attention, etc

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I hate this weather. Give me cold rainy Fall days every day please.

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Badass! youtu.be/Ox8ZLF6cGM0?...

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Introverts: the only people who start looking forward to going home… before they’ve even left the house

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I should have built a shrine to him based on how many times I've consumed his products

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Having to wait a year for GTA 6 is going to be torture

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This can be extremely stressful sometimes. Please make sure to take some time for yourself for your own well-being. Doesn't have to be anything major, but those small breaks can be a lifesaver.

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Oh yeah, 100%

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Life sure is interesting when you're just getting by on the three remaining brain cells you have left

“I never thought leopards would eat MY face,” sobs man who spent $250M getting the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party elected. My reaction:

Wait... is this the best meme ever made?

Shout out to the person at a social event who is the first to say they’re going home and breaks the seal for the rest of the guests to be like, “Guess we’ll head out too”

"I'm so poor I can't afford a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of!"

If I was accidentally weird to you once just know I will be thinking about it every night for the next 20 years

You have that far look in your eyes: the farther you are, the better you look.

Happy 48th anniversary to the film that started it all an actual long time ago now!

Goddamn AI. Those poor Tribbles.

AI can create some odd stuff

Walked into a patio door and knocked myself out, took a ride on a swing and smashed my knee into a rock, fell down some stairs during one Christmas, had knee go through a window, burnt my hand on a stove, had door close on my fingers which split one open, various cuts from not paying attention, etc

I hate this weather. Give me cold rainy Fall days every day please.

Badass! youtu.be/Ox8ZLF6cGM0?...

Introverts: the only people who start looking forward to going home… before they’ve even left the house

I should have built a shrine to him based on how many times I've consumed his products

Having to wait a year for GTA 6 is going to be torture

This can be extremely stressful sometimes. Please make sure to take some time for yourself for your own well-being. Doesn't have to be anything major, but those small breaks can be a lifesaver.

Oh yeah, 100%

Introverts be like: I didn’t say much, but I’ve been overthinking what I did say for 4 hours straight

Some salty people out there tonight. Aww, what a shame.