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Fortunately, I will be starring in a popular, high-rated primetime network television show. Unfortunately, it’s “Dateline”. #Fortunately___Unfortunately___

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#Fortunately___Unfortunately___ Fortunately, Mrs Jenkins is looking much better today. Unfortunately, that's down to the skill of the mortician

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#Fortunately___Unfortunately___ Fortunately, it was a really quick drive through at McDonald's today. Unfortunately, I hit a cow here, a sheep there, here a pig, there a chook, everywhere shouting and screaming.

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Fortunately, I get paid tomorrow Unfortunately, it's already spent #Fortunately___Unfortunately___

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#Fortunately___Unfortunately___ Fortunately, there was no rear-end damage to the truck! Unfortunately, my mouth was open.

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#Fortunately___Unfortunately___ you're here, Lisa YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!

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#Fortunately___Unfortunately___ He lost the election; He won't go away

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#Fortunately___Unfortunately___ Fortunately I just dropped another hashtag! Unfortunately it won't play itself, so play #FletchyTags NOW!

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Squirrel just chilling on my back deck!

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I'm trying to get to the bottom of it, folks

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#NotGonnaJudgeBut the "big guy" will!

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#NotGonnaJudgeBut I think you need to get a grip.

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#NotGonnaJudgeBut the people who keep reminding us "judge not, lest ye be judged" are often the first ones who do.

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#NotGonnaJudgeBut what the fuck happened to your toes?

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You know someone loves to say how much of an arrogant douche asshole by them wearing a Fitbit and say how much steps or what there heart rate is at.♥️ #NotGonnaJudgeBut

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#NotGonnaJudgeBut why does your wedding gown have a hood and a pocket?

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#NotGonnaJudgeBut That Elizabeth Taylor was husband hungry.

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#NotGonnaJudgeBut my girlfriend's cat will

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#NotGonnaJudgeBut I am gonna drop a hashtag! Play #FletchyTags NOW!

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This

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Happy Pride Month!

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Good evening everyone!

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#IllNeverSayNeverTo nose boops

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#IllNeverSayNeverTo new ideas.

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If they think #IllNeverSayNeverTo everything, I'd lose my reputation!

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#IllNeverSayNeverTo Ice cream, and you're the same 🫵 yeah you 🫵 you, you big fibber, healthy eating? Sure thing 👍

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#IllNeverSayNeverTo bubbles!🥂 #FletchyTags #HashtagGames

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#IllNevsrSayNeverTo more bacon

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#IllNeverSayNeverTo dropping another hashtag! Play #FletchyTags NOW w

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#IfTheyEverPutMeInCharge tacos for EVERYONE!

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#IfTheyEverPutMeInCharge I'd find out who "they" are and why they think they can just appoint any old idiot to a key post.

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#IfTheyEverPutMeInCharge, I'll have exceeded my high school yearbook prediction of "Most Likely To Take Over A Small Country"

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#IfTheyEverPutMeInCharge I will respectfully decline. It’s not worth the stress.

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