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The reason I keep bombing Ukraine now Trump is POTUS is cos he did nothing when I kept bombing Ukraine first time he was POTUS.

Everyone seems to have forgotten I attacked Ukraine every single day Trump was POTUS the 1st time. Every. Single. Day.

Donald just said Ukraine invaded itself.

Donald: "Russia, please hack her mails" "I believe Russia didn't interfere" "The invasion was a genius move" "Putin can do whatever he wants" "It's what anyone would do" "Zelensky is to blame for this war" Also Donald: "Putin would've been too scared of me to invade Ukraine"

According to Donald: The war is Biden's fault cos he was POTUS when it started The Palm Sunday massacre was also Biden's fault even tho he was not POTUS when it happened.

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The problem for West is that tweets expressing outrage are free, whereas ammunition is not.

If you want to know what excuse Donald will give for our atrocities tomorrow, listen to what Kremlin says today.

In a week your leaders will have forgotten about Palm Sunday. Just like they forgot about the hospitals, kindergartens, shopping centers, theatres & playgrounds we bombed.

OTD in 2022 Russian warship Moskva, that was told “go fuck yourself”, went & fucked itself and sunk. By a country without a navy. I remain a master strategist.

Trump says "Russia made a mistake" bombing the Palm Sunday service. We were aiming for the local hospital instead which he's ok with.

Palm Sunday images. Hosanna!

Worth noting we used a cluster munition to bomb the Palm Sunday service. Remember when my trolls said cluster munitions were bad? Good times.

I guess our Palm Sunday Sumy ballistic missile attack will reveal just how pissed off Trump really is.

We "defend Christian values" by using ballistic missiles to kill children as they gather to attend Easter worship.

Sumy vs Saint Petersburg

OTD in 1990 Soviet Union admitted that Soviet Union carried out Katyn massacre. These are Soviet documents with Stalin personally approving the murder of 22,000 Poles. We blame(d) it on the Nazis. We lie(d). Imagine us committing atrocities today & blaming it on Nazis...

OTD in 1940 USSR began 2nd mass deportation of civilians from Poland's east borderlands occupied by the Soviets on Sept. 17, 1939. There were 4 waves of deportations from Feb 1940 to June 1941, *before* Nazis invaded us, while we were still allies Imagine this happening today..

Peace can be achieved just as soon as Ukraine can't defend itself from our next invasion.

When you helped Trump so he would damage US but ended up damaging Russia a lot more...

"He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past.” George Orwell, 1984. And Trump, 2025.

Is this first time Simpsons got the future wrong?

Got blocked by Mick Wallace. 🤷‍♂️ An Irish troll: Sees 🇺🇦 & its large, nuclear armed neighbor with imperialist history of conquest against it, a language they don't respect & says "No parallels here, those are the good guys in all this" Eradication in Prez's new book 👇

Ronald Reagan : "Russia, tear down the Berlin Wall" Donald Trump: "Russia, build another Berlin wall"

Trump is putting a burnt steak back on the farm and saying "listen. You can hear it mooing".

My response to Trump's ceasefire proposals is a massive offensive.

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Watching trump fold on tariffs shouldn't surprise you. He folded to Russia before we even negotiated.

OTD in 1938 the Austrian Anschluss vote took place. A dictator had sent his army over the border to make sure the illegal referendum got the right result. Imagine that happening today.

Russian air defense systems work best against civilian targets.

Thank you for your attention in this pump and dump scheme.

They're asking I spend more time in Kremlin. I get it.

This time comrade @alanderminna.bsky.social was brave enough to come back to the bunker alone "Do not expect too much from Germany" youtu.be/eYZAjkLTWLs

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