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Devonian. Don't feed the giraffe. Anonymous due to a lifelong career in fathoming the unfathomable and not wishing to be stalked.
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#Trump #Farage #Pie youtu.be/Jk0nUUqG_Ag?...

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Strangely enough the Telegraph looks less ridiculous with Sunday Sport stories.

submitted 7 days ago • 45 comments

Their coffee might be shite, but at hats off to them for getting involved in the peace process.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

A brand new sketch show - SKETCH SHOW - on C4? With Mitchell & Webb and Kiell Smith-Bynoe, Lara Ricote, Stevie Martin, and Krystal Evans? Plus NEW and UPCOMING writers? A SKETCH SHOW? On BRITISH TV?

submitted 13 days ago • 10 comments

Anyone else remember being challenged to spell disestablishmentarianism in the school playground? Or possibly antdisestablishmentarianism #CoE #disestablishmentarianism www.theguardian.com/world/2025/f...

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How I arrived on bluesky

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Starmer in post until he's 70 then? Can't imagine why Trump has a dislike for lawyers. #Trump #Starmer #MuppetintheWhiteHouse www.independent.co.uk/independentp...

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EXCLUSIVE: Driving licences will be digitised and available on phones this year, paving the way for it to become the go-to proof of identity for tens of millions of people The digital driver’s licence will be available on a new Gov.uk app

submitted 40 days ago • 2 comments

We have now reached the timeline where the Scutters from Red Dwarf are real. Next stop, Kryten!

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I'm sorry, *what?*

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Nigel Farage is not up the job. Only Tommy Robinson and Douglas Murray can save Britain from the Woke Mind Virus and the trans muslim communists an exclusive op ed by Elon Musk in The Spectator

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

"have the ketamine-addled man-child call for Farage's resignation because he won't support Tommy Robinson" "aren't you meant to be on holiday?"

submitted 52 days ago • 6 comments

Italy have built a magnificent wall on their iconic land border with Turkey. I went to see it myself and it’s the finest wall I have ever seen. We simply must build a similar wall on the cliffs of Dover an exclusive op ed by Suella Braverman in The Telegraph

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

Will I understand the plot of Nosferatu if I haven't seen Nosferaone?

submitted 55 days ago • 249 comments