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Lowering the tone of the road Currently mastering the art of Kuchisabishii I drive a rotary. I have a Mastodon account. Nothing interesting is posted on it.
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If your man from Drimnagh gets into the Vatican, it'll be a great day for the Parish.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Plane Crash Investigations for Shinji True Crime, for Asuka.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

There's nothing wrong with these people that couldn't be solved by a speeding Scania grinding them into the tarmac.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Habemus Papam. Papa V Perpetua

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

If anyone wanted to make a Utena game, I've found the perfect dice.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

🍺🍺🍻🍺🍺🍻🍺🍺🍻😴🛌💤🛌💤🛌💤🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 😵‍💫🤮🧼🧼🧼🚿✨ It's one thing to get sick. Quite another to slip on a floormat while in the process of projectile vomiting and project a majestic arc of half-digested pizza and lager across the wall, newspapers, floor, shower and me. Should've burned the room rather than clean it

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Death is preferable to a meeting with JD Vance. www.irishtimes.com/world/europe...

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submitted 14 days ago • 798 comments

Home bar stocked up for Sunday party

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

History always has a lesson.

submitted 13 days ago • 646 comments

Bubbling up from the septic ruins of 4chan - Elon Musk's tripcode posting on /pol/. Allegedly. Of course he used a tripcode.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

The funniest thing to ever bubbleup from the septic toilet that 4chan was a local conrunner who took to /cgl/ to:.....

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

Sipping on whiskey because I want something for my mouth to do, but I don't want to drink too much volume, or raw sugar or sweetener. It's a flavourful sip, rather than a chemically fizzy gulp.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

What'll happen to the cafe where yer man abuses his staff but makes great sandwiches?

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Am I the only one who thinks windturbines are kind of pretty? They're kind of white and serene and clean just spinning in the distance.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Iceberg, right ahead.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

The face normies make when they see your folder filed with hot blonde scientists in swimsuits.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

pro-Palestine demonstration in front of the GQuuuuuux billboard may be one of the most Gundam things to ever happen

submitted 21 days ago • 16 comments

It's that time of year when Titanic posts start floating to the top of the feed. I'm always amazed at how much like a luxury yacht the real ocean liners used to look like - compared to modern cruise ships which are just floating apartment blocks

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

"The age of consent in Tokyo is 13, and Shinji didn't say no"

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

After 40 years of patient slumber in its factory packing, and 5 years dutiful service, this little Sony 6V alkaline battery had finally gone dead. Sleep well little battery Everyone who worked at the factory where it was made is either dead or retired.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Is it Plutocannibalism, or Plutarianism?

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Good point. #warhammer40k #warhammercommunity

submitted 26 days ago • 9 comments

Attempting to patch a rust hole in the work van. The war against entropy continues. I wish Fordtanium wasn't so eager to surrender

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments