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Filmmaker, camera nerd, writer of things about cars, friend to animals and the elderly.
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NOBODY TELL HIM

submitted 40 minutes ago • 0 comments

Bro I bet this shit hits so hard if you're 11 years old.

submitted 1 hour ago • 31 comments

New intake on the SportBrake and she’s singing.

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

The entire population of the country is: 331 million.

submitted 1 hour ago • 52 comments

This particular cabinet meeting is taking place in Pyongyang.

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

"The leopard faces were on page 1 of the menu."

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

I’m so tired.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Yes, this is a real tweet.

submitted 19 hours ago • 8526 comments

Yes, it's every coal-miners dream for their kids and grandkids to also suffer from debilitating lung diseases and the crippling depression of monotonous industrial work.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

I really thought this was SNL

submitted 23 hours ago • 170 comments

Guys he thinks he should be the Pope.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

This dude is out of his goddamned mind.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." -George Orwell, 1984.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Math. It's called math.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

We have reached levels of cringe previously thought unattainable

submitted 1 day ago • 1256 comments

Suck it, cupcake

submitted 1 day ago • 95 comments

Let’s. Go.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I'm sure this is fine and there's nothing they're planning on doing. Or subdue-ing.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Has anyone considered the possibility that they legit think they are negotiating with China, but are actually the prank victims of a drive-time morning zoo radio program in Shanghai?

submitted 2 days ago • 54 comments

When they say "Trump 2028," this is what they mean. I'm telling yall now.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Like, really really tired.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Shout-out to my brother from a UK mother @joehallenbeck.bsky.social for helping my pick out a proper front plate for the SportBrake. It now looks right at home.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Guys i'm really tired.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Jesus tap-dancing Christ....

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Trump says that any American who shows “dissension” against MAGA should be “immediately ejected” from their member of Congress’ town halls. This is fascism.

submitted 2 days ago • 1200 comments

If members of the press are worried they didn’t give enough coverage to the cognitive decline of a sitting president, they have an amazing opportunity to make up for it right now.

submitted 2 days ago • 900 comments

Easy one, today. Cardle 1/5 Streak 2🔥 Total Score 33 🟢 🟢 🟢 cardle.boxbox.autos

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

We were getting close, but we have officially hit ‘Anne Frank’ level of Fascism

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

-yaaaaaawwwwn-

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This was never a deal-breaker for y'all.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Seems bad, you guys.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Oh.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

once again, i just do not understand how this sad, decrepit weirdo who can’t stay awake any time he sits for more than 20 minutes is the chosen strong man of the alpha male fascist set

submitted 3 days ago • 20 comments

Can we PLEASE stop calling this "flirting?"

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re attending the White House Correspondents Association dinner tonight, be sure to come prepared with a joke about the toddler cancer patient they just disappeared despite her being a citizen. Otherwise it’s going to be awkward when you’re mugging for photos with Stephen Miller.

submitted 4 days ago • 416 comments

This Shedeur Sanders fall will be a “30 For 30” one day.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

He never seems to know anything. He's always just hearing it for the first time from a journalist.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

We tried to tell yall.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Not really the fascist eugenics timeline I was expecting.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Make sure to keep diligently sorting your recyclables, fellow poors.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Pardon incoming.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Here we go.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments