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Did you know that the measles vaccine is typically given at 1 year of age, though in emergencies as early as six months? These malicious dipshits hurt everyone, starting with themselves. Choosing to destroy herd immunity should not be legal, everyone who does should be shamed out of public life.

this twitchy creature traveling across a wooden handrail in Singapore is Myrmeplata wanlessi. if you are a human unfamiliar with this species, or a bird or lizard this display is aimed at, you might be surprised to learn that this animal is a jumping spider, not an ant.

I heard a tapping at my window, and it was Artoo singing for peanuts! I wanted to record for longer, but also I'm a big softie and felt bad about making him wait when he's so polite. 😄 #birds

I'm reading a book of essays that has a lot of poetry in it and I keep thinking, like, man, I wish I was smarter. Like. I wish I had full mental access to this stuff. I strained a muscle in my jaw eating a big sandwich last month

Legitimately the stupidest man alive I cannot fucking STAND this shit

we’re watching elon musk trying to run the government like a business by being that shitty boss everyones had at one point in their life and i hope this is an evergreen example of why “running the government like a business” might be the dumbest ideological statement out there

it's cool that we reached the peak of most computer programs in like 2012 and they've all gotten worse since then. i use a pirated copy of photoshop cs6 and office 2010 at home

So are we losing the World Cup or Olympics over this? Because if another country did it, it would be an outrage

"they hate Italians" is so funny, tells me exactly how these people post. Doing 2015 meme spam of that chef getting ready to blow his own head off with some ziti bullets

me either

JD Vance's head situation. Looks like the type you only see in black and white photos of 1880s chairmen from something called the Near Orient Slag Smelting Co. and you have to remind yourself on seeing his face they didn't have real food, just one breakfast a day of cold pig lard and saltpeter.

this article is absurd lmfao

🚨⚠️2pm sleepies alert⚠️🚨

if you applaud some garbage ai generated homophobia i will block your ass so fast. fuck off and die. sincerely.

I WOULD LIKE ONE NEWS OUTLET TO 1) LEARN WHAT RARE EARTH METALS ARE 2) LOOK AT THEIR RELATIVE PAUCITY IN UKRAINE 🧪

Asking for money vastly in excess of what one could possibly need, resulting in adjudication.

I just downloaded a new web browser and went to sign into Bsky and happened to see among the most popular content, a horrifically prolific nature content scraping account that has nearly 100k followers, so it's time to reshare this block list. ALL of those accounts are theft. BLOCK THEM.

if you leave your dog’s shit on the sidewalk you should be forced at gunpoint to eat it on tv

Had a productive and emotional therapy session about my sense of failure for still having never really made something of my own and then got off the call and proceeded to make a list of menu items I would serve at a Talking Heads themed fast casual salad concept

whoa your staff already has a method of reporting their status? Should I call Elon? What black magick is this?

In 1974 an antisemitic, Christian Nationalist Congressman from Arizona insisted that he be allowed to inspect the gold in Fort Knox after hearing testimony from Peter Beter, an author who believed world events were controlled by the Rockefeller family, the "Bolshevik–Zionist axis" & the Kremlin.

Do Not Fuck With Gamers

It's this but they're making a dystopia out of a perfectly fine society for no reason. Standing in a fully stocked grocery store going "I guess we have no choice but to kill and eat each other"

Beyond the fact that so many of the people getting fired are Warner's own constituents, normal people HATE this shit and increasingly dislike Musk as well. I know Democrats are afraid of public anger and determined not to leverage it for some reason, but at some point this is just malpractice.

I don’t think anything could have saved the campaign but not running with “these guys are weird” was an all time Democratic Party ball fumble.

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. If it comes out icy cold, Let it grow a fur of mold. And if it speaks, it must be drowned.

all the protest news focusing on Yosemite reminded me that there’s a fork in the road in front of El Cap & The Cathedrals where Teslas driving with Autopilot would total themselves for over five+ years feels a little symbolic

I'll repeat, the press had no issue labelling students anti-Semitic for chanting "from the River to the Sea." When Republicans do Nazi salutes, it's just a troll though.

Elon Musk is such a malevolent presence that within a couple years of buying Twitter it has become the memecoin pumping live suicide website. Incredible watching an institution like that straight up collapse into a pus-leaking hellhole on purpose

mike johnson is full of shit, elon musk doesn't know what he's doing, read my interview with nate brought and understand that none of these people understand anything about government, they do not understand what they're tearing apart, and we will all suffer for it.

I found a plover congregation snuggled up sweetly in little sand nests they made from human footsteps #birds

[Waiting patiently for 20 years for all of the huge pieces of shit who scam people and lie and cheat and steal to get what’s coming to them except they just become effortlessly wealthy and powerful with no negative consequences] well fuck

lionizing should mean something cooler than it does

Today’s glamor photo of Ravi. Crest slicked back and not much skin color showing behind the eye, yeah, ok. But that gaze, those curly eyelashes, the super fine tiny feathers that look like hairs above and below the beak! 🥰 🪶

Someone came out of the yarn room

You can't make Dan Bongino in charge of the secret police. I mean you can but this is a guy Vic Berger got angry over how he makes lemonade. Were the Gestapo leaders like this youtu.be/359Ytk1VL9U?...

if ya'll think you're full of micro plastics now just wait a decade or two for the shitloads of plastic waste from consumer 3D printers to make its way through the environment. those things are giant plastic waste machines: struts, failed prints, garbage to sell on etsy all ending up in landfill.

I understand the urge to gawk at the horrors and I’m also guilty, but I think I’m full up on screen caps of Musk & co. calling each other the r-word. Pointless nastiness with no recourse

he even looks like him!