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MLB Umpire 1986-2017, 16 yr Crew Chief, 3,897 regular season and 91 Postseason games including 3 World Series, 3 All Star Games, and yes, I had 92 Ejections 👀 Author, narrator of "The Umpire Is Out" 🏳️‍🌈 Rules Analyst for MLB NETWORK HUGE OREGON DUCKS FAN! 🦆
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It's official- IRONY IS DEAD 🤦🏻

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A Hall Of Fame INN the umpires clubhouse, literally! 28 time Emmy winner, 12 time Olympic host, Bob Costas joins Bob, Jimmy and I for a fun, entertaining, and interesting wide range conversation. Enjoy, and hit that subscribe button! youtu.be/DVKSkFT_nfk?...

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The latest installment of INN the umpires clubhouse has launched us into the HALL OF FAME! A fantastic conversation with KEN GRIFFEY JR! Join Bob, Jimmy & I, and remember to hit the SUBSCRIBE button 😎 youtu.be/gKG5UXKqc80?...

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Promises Made. Promises... What promises? You actually believed him? 😂🤣😂

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#MAGACult heads explode anytime anyone mentions Nazi's or the H-word when talking about the felon, and yes at times it can be overdone. Then another gift descends from the heavens. But I'm sure it's just a coincidence 👀 #Inauguration2025

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I'm not sure if DC metro has enough trucks to haul the massive amount of bullshit that has been dispersed in the Capitol Rotunda this afternoon...🤦🏻🐂💩 #Inauguration2025

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Get the pole, prepare your grievances, stretch and get ready to perform your feats of strength...Festivus is here! 🤼‍♂️ HAPPY FESTIVUS!!

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Enjoying the opening game of the CFP on the back patio Palm Springs style. 🌴 -Cigar ✅ -Wine ✅ -Ambience ✅ Merry Christmas! 😎

submitted 75 days ago • 3 comments

The audiobook everyone* is raving about at 70% off! THE UMPIRE IS OUT as narrated by former KBDF personality, ME! FOR ONLY $7.50, how can you not give several as stocking stuffers? Hurry, this deal is OUT on January 2nd! *by everyone I mean Mike, my mom, and Wylie, our yellow lab....

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INN the umpires clubhouse This week we chat with former outfielder and current ESPN analyst Doug Glanville. Join Jimmy Joyce, Bob and myself and find out why Jimmy and I never ejected him 🤔 youtu.be/KT3FJtl44q4?...

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Enough of the same boring gifts! Tired looking for something cool? What's more unique than a personalized CAMEO from the guy you loved to yell at? Until December 12, only $27! Impress your friends, boss, just about anyone! What do you have to lose? 👀 cameo.com/das5

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Get the audiobook that the entire country is talking about! And now only $7.50! But hurry, this deal is OUT Jan 2!

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Check out this week's 'INN the umpires clubhouse,' and find out why Jesse Jackson is flanked by two young and extremely good looking umpires! Join Jimmy Joyce and myself, along with Bob Busser, as we chat up different ballparks, their quirks, and what's with the pic? youtu.be/NzdbQD0HfYU?...

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