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Former planetary scientist, now software engineer and all-around funny guy. Got kids, a cat, and a saucy wife. Baltimore.
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Got back to Baltimore at 1am to discover someone had stolen all of the Easter candy out of our car. Wife went on a legit Hero’s Journey to all of the 24-hour quickie marts in our area to restock before the kids woke up. And, man, she’s got stories now.

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The Sondheim Finalists’ Exhibition at @thewaltersartmuseum is open as of TODAY! I am so thrilled to share this new work and hope you will see it! “…and Find Out.” (detail), watercolor, ink, and acrylic on paper, 22 x 30 x 1”, 2025

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My wife just over here rambling about how England is just Ohio but with accents.

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My wife claims to have never heard the 1986 Wang Chung classic, “Everybody Have Fun Tonight.”

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Wife: “Last night, nothing was funnier than everything.”

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My wife wants to emigrate to Canada now not because of Donald Trump but because she just had all dressed chips for the first time.

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Put this in The Louvre.

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How my day is going:

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Saw "Murderbot" was trending and immediately thought, "Ah, finally some good news out in the Universe today. I wonder what 'Murderbot' is...."

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I was down with this article until the quote "These singularities are unobservable...." Still, we need more models that don't use dark energy/matter. phys.org/news/2025-04...

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“Christopher” is a portmanteau of “Christ Gopher”.

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Wife: “The Atlanta Braves and the University of Alabama share the same ‘A’ logo. It looks like a clan hood. It’s a secret southern bro/kkk handshake. They’re winking at each other about eugenics.”

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The W in George Washington’s signature should be the Washington nationals logo instead of the Walgreens W.

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It's fucking back, bitches! science.nasa.gov/blogs/planet...

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Me, going ham on a bowl of cashews: “Man, I am absolutely destroying deeeEEEeeez nutz.”

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Hey everybody, I finally finished The Decameron, and let me tell you: it is horny as hell.

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The official face of Monday. #MondayMotivation

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Jackson Holliday looks like if Dogman was actually a 9yo’s head on Rickey Henderson’s body.

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My children are disappointed the new HomePod doesn’t make fart noises like the old Alexa. I, however, am relieved.

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Absolutely incredible. www.smbc-comics.com/comic/evm

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What the hell, Netflix?

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Big Dictionary running a scam on me by defining words with more words I don’t know.

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Come see me in Mumbai, April 12-13th at Mumbai Comic Con!

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Wife: “I want that hat.”

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Wife: “You’re not supposed to get beat by a school with a name like a Dook Lacrosse player.”

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I give you, fire, my yellowness! You give me you redness!

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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

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Jim Boeheim is clearly drunk right now. Also he’s an asshole. Fuck him.

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Planet Definitions xkcd.com/3063

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HA! arstechnica.com/ai/2025/03/a...

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Hell yeah, bro.

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playing mega man 2 with my kids and the air man stage is legitimately very difficult

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Oh shit, 57 ain't prime? Daaaammmmmnnnnn.....

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With Nowruz just two weeks away, I want to remind everyone that taarof is just as debilitating as a tarrif. "Piss and I'll dive in." Indeed.

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RIP George Lowe, the voice of Space Ghost, a show that emitted a specially tuned frequency to my 12-year-old self. "I'm driving down Highway 40 in my big ol' pickup truck, Katie," in a Tom Brokaw impression still rattles around in my head all of the time for no reason.

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Wife: "The New York City Marathon drawing is tomorrow." Me, wistfully staring out the kitchen window at a squirrel on the birdfeeder: "Oh yeah? What're you gonna to draw?"

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