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We are all Becky in our own way
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My spouse texted me, “I have made a big mistake,” and couldn’t understand why I panicked. (He gave his phone number to a company today and then got a ton of texts and calls back.)

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

We are at my mom’s house, and my kids were mocking my yearbook photos. I was able to use this yearbook as a learning opportunity. I am wondering how these people feel about their tattoos now.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

I started taking a daily vitamin D pill so I’m pretty sure that in a few days I shall be unstoppable.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I drove my 8th grade kid and 2 of her friends to get snacks after their school dance class last night and let them blast Taylor Swift in the car while they sang and told stories about the dance. Parenting is really fun a lot of the time.

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

My son has gone on 1 date with this girl, and today they are going on a double date w/ her friend and his friend who haven’t met. The boys are FaceTiming right now and planning their outfits and it is adorable

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Update on using mousse in my hair for the first time ever

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I put mousse in my hair for the first time in my life today. What will happen? We’ll find out!

submitted 73 days ago • 2 comments

Update: my in-laws noticed that the present to them was labeled From: Becky and asked my husband if he is on strike. 😂

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

I’m one of the few people at my company working today and am editing a bunch of things other people wrote. I am sure they will be delighted to return to work and find emails with documents I have absolutely ripped to shreds. HAPPY HOLIDAYS, YOUR SLIDES SUCK

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

I have an official Christmas miracle to report: my dog found a cooked pork chop in the backyard. Highlight of his life.

submitted 76 days ago • 4 comments

When your teenager asks if you can get matching pjs and watch Hot Frosty together, you say yes

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

My husband took the kids shopping and came home after only an hour because “it was so busy.” What a surprise, who could have predicted stores would be busy the Saturday before Christmas. 😂

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Nick Saban acting deeply offended that someone would say his school paid players could not make me roll my eyes harder.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

The photos in this piece by @stephennessen.bsky.social are too cute! Read about the mystery of Chelsea's tiny duck figurines gothamist.com/news/who-is-...

submitted 98 days ago • 3 comments

If my husband wanted any of the gifts to say they were from both of us, then he should have done literally any of the work. Will my in-laws think it’s weird that the gifts are labeled as from me alone? I do not care. Will my nieces and nephews notice the gifts are only from Aunt Becky? Probably not.

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment

I am not outdoorsy, but I am middle aged, so I want everything I just saw in the LL Bean ad served to me by Facebook.

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

My spouse went to bed at 8:30. I just got in the bed, and he has managed to cover himself with the blankets upside down- the comforter is touching his skin, and the flat sheet is on the top of the blanket pile. Wtf now I have to sleep with these backward layers and I hate it.

submitted 133 days ago • 1 comment

My 15 year old son described me as “pushing 50” last night. I turned 45 3 months ago.

submitted 140 days ago • 1 comment

My spouse tried to be nice and buy and apply a sticker on my car with my kid’s high school football team number but I did not want to be a mom with a sticker on her car for my kid’s high school football number. Ugh.

submitted 147 days ago • 2 comments

Hey y'all, The USPS is shipping out free Covid tests again. We are in the midst of a Covid surge, so get yours today! special.usps.com/testkits

submitted 165 days ago • 27 comments

Am I tired because I didn’t sleep well, or did I accidentally take two allergy pills this morning?

submitted 171 days ago • 0 comments

My friends and I all seem to be absolutely overwhelmed right now. Is it just the season of the year that is getting to all of us right now? Is it election anxiety? Is it that we are now in the place of taking care of both kids and parents? It’s hard.

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments