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"bluesky is dying" thank god we might finally be free

bro they got Johnson 😔😔

finally got to where I'm a month out from being able to GTFO of the USA. Things gonna be bumpy and a down to the wire given the scope of the whole "poverty gal moving life across continents to evade looming fascism" thing; any assistance would induce much love. www.paypal.com/paypalme/jes...

when they say something so goblinphobic that you gotta hit them with the Styx stare

there's a character in the The Crew Motorfest season 2 who exclusively refers to the player as 'puppy', what did Ubisoft mean by this

no bluesky i do not want to see posts about the 'games industry' i want to see cartoons of men kissing

new mission impossible is three hours long and a solid hour of that is exposition to camera and weird MCU level retcon back stories

big fan of my beautiful wife

saw an ad for an upcoming game that looked cool, clicked through to back it on Kickstarter. campaign isn't even live yet, and will probably only be up by the time I've completely forgotten I saw it 😭 - whyyyyy

remember how Kunitsu-Gami was a beautifully constructed, highly unique, lower budget shorter game from a major AAA publisher and like nobody bought it

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we must end brioche burger buns

all i want for my birthday is to mark my boyfriend with a branding iron but the woke left are trying to take that away from me

went inside and everyone knew you

it's how Da Vinci would have wanted it presented

heavenly

on completely static Eurostar rn and an announcement just said that the driver has to get out the train to check something how over is it

The smart band I was after FINALLY released in the UK (one boring colour option only, sadly)

just tried to buy a game in the Epic Games Store and gave up because the interface is so janky and laggy

at a wedding with my gf and asked her who she thought the gayest couple was and she replied "there's an actual mlm couple here and it's still us"

I think you lose the right to do the whole "I'm such a nice guy" routine when you're posting extracts from a well-meaning op-ed on an obscure website so your followers can rag on the author

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ordering mine as we speak

It's my birthday today!! In lieu of a gift, please donate whatever you're comfortable giving to Mermaids to support their work helping trans youth in an increasingly hostile country. 🏳️‍⚧️ mermaidsuk.org.uk?form=donate

bluesky users shocked to discover you need access to lots of money in order to finance a high budget unreal engine 5 game

no i am not at PAX, i am PAXing my bags to visit my loving wife instead

always thought Death Stranding was a great, poignant concept undermined by awful stealth and combat that was tacked on to appeal to the lowest common dominator and some of the worst writing ever

Final Fantasy XV is awesome I wish men were real