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I periodically come across some absolute gibberish like this, combining Gen-X pop culture references, weird images and made up words as part of a long running quasi-private joke, and I think, I wish I was this good

Spoil a children’s favourite: Fuck Tales

They should get Idris Elba to be the next pope, he’s probably too old to be James Bond now

Apologies for the X screenshot, but J has just sent me an image that has revealed one of the deepest fundamental truths of the universe, broken it wide open, I feel like something has snapped at a quantum level

Jobs all done, lunch eaten, things tidied away. Now going to spend some hours playing Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey like some kind of right Cuthbert

you've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for sudden collapse of global US hegemony

Watching Legs and Co on #totp, and it dawns on me that Labour could regain half the Reform vote they’ve lost by telling Britain’s old men they were putting these segments back on Top of the Pops. Really, it’s all they want. They don’t even have to actually do it, these men don’t actually watch TV

So the Left can be judgmental, factional and unwelcoming. It seems obvious they’ll never get more support without opening up, finding compromise. However, Luke fails to then say ‘Only the Left will ever be told off for this, the Right can all do all Nazi salutes and we’ll just chuckle indulgently’

Sensational

Only in New York, right? If you did that on the Tube or Paris Metro or one of Germany’s six or seven U-Bahns you’d feel like such a chump!

Now just remembering a very strange dream where I got into a fight with Mike Wozniak. Completely out of character for us both, I feel

The 1970’s absolutely the peak of invention. I can only assume it was because everyone was in a union

Added a load of stuff to my Amazon wish list because the price of my soul averages out at about forty quid per item. Link in bio etc

The old world is dying while the new world struggles to be born; now is the time of monorail salesmen.