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Feeling a little under the weather and forcing myself to rest in bed for the day. Send treats to cheer me up? $velvetdreamsss 😪🫶🏻✨🍵🥺

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Honey, I’m home! Back in NOLA and craving a good negroni. You know what to do 💌 💘

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Happy V Day to all my loverboys (and girls)! I truly enjoy the sweetness of this holiday- I’m a romantic at heart (aren’t we all?) and it brings such welcome warmth in the midwinter grayness.💘🌹

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Still enjoying a little snowy Northern getaway- don’t worry, NOLA, I’ll be back in time to be your date for the Mardi Gras swirl. Until then, if you miss me & want to send a little Valentine for me to find in my mailbox, I’ll just leave this here 💌💘🎁 marigoldgift.com/averysimonex...

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like if you’re deep scrolling a Hot Girl’s photos there needs to legally be a feature that stops you after the 30th like and presents you with her payment information and no I will not elaborate

submitted 36 days ago • 4 comments

BOSTON//NYC✨ I’ll have selective availability in either city with a 4 hour minimum for the first two weeks of February. If you’ve been meaning to reach out or missed me on my last Northeastern visit, now’s your chance to make a great first impression 💗💌

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

Am I excited to go play in the Northeastern snow and drink hot chocolate? 100%. Am I excited for what absolute hell the dry Northeastern air is going to do to my skincare routine? 100% not. (Wanna treat me to a facial from my wishlist to keep me dewy for my Arctic journey? 🥲)

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I’ll be doing a little personal travel to the Northeast for the first 2 weeks of February - I have availability in NOLA for the remainder of January, and select NYC/Boston/New England availability if you play your cards right (lure me out of the woods with your best date pitch via dateavery.com )💋❄️☃️

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

Something about oysters and aphrodisiacs, idk 🤷🏻‍♀️ 🦪 Want to reserve our table for two? Drop me a line at dateavery.com, I dare you 💌

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly.. a little sadistic of Bad Bunny to drop an album in the middle of winter. I need to be throwing ass on a beach to this, not brewing tea and getting sleepy at 7pm

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Due to some personal travel, I’m toying with the idea of making a quick appearance in NYC or Boston in late January/early February dependent on advance interest/prebooking. If you’re a Northerner that’s been waiting to see me all bundled up, now’s your chance to talk me into it!

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Woke up craving sushi - quick, someone save me! 🍣 dateavery.com🍣

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Huge thanks to all the generous folks who have pitched in today 🩶 Y’all are amazing. I’m going to leave this up for another day or two before distributing to see how far we can get - thank you all from the bottom of my heart.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Thank you to everyone who has checked in on me following last nights violent attack in New Orleans. I’m safe, but many of my loved ones are dancers and pedicabbers who were present during the attack and are dealing with a lot of trauma from it. (continued)

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

Everyone give a warm welcome to my hot bestie Chloë! Catch her here in NOLA, or if you’re lucky for a few days in NYC in January 😛

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Let it be known that I put “get sp!t roasted” on my list of New Year’s resolutions so if you’ve been considering booking me for a double with another hottie, 2025 is really a golden opportunity to help me achieve this very reasonable and humble goal 💅

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

What are your New Year’s resolutions? I’ll show you mine if you show me yours. Now booking January & February, NOLA & beyond 🫶🏻 📷 @wondrashoots.bsky.social

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

Time is an illusion, but that shouldn’t stop you from booking with me before 2024 slips away… dateavery.com

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

All I want for Christmas is a facial, a bike to replace my stolen one, a good toss in the hay, and world peace. The first two are listed on my wishlist, and the last two I think we could probably collaborate on. 😇

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

RIP Studio Pia, the only lingerie company I ever truly loved. Pouring one out tonight. 🥺

submitted 74 days ago • 2 comments

I’m home and I’m craving oysters … who’s gonna take me out this week? 🦪 🍸

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Blessed to realize I am exiting New York the morning of Santacon. Bullet dodged. 😅

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

New York, you were so sweet to me - where should I travel to next? Now booking New Orleans & FMTY for December, January, and beyond 🩶🕯️

submitted 79 days ago • 4 comments

If you were in a certain used bookstore today and heard a shriek of delight from behind one of the stacks of books… that was me 🤓😍

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve had a few sweethearts asking about what’s at the top of my Christmas list this year - it’s not too late to play secret Santa! For those inclined to spoil (Thank you! I’ve been mostly good!), you can find my wishlists in my bio 🩶🎄 🕯️ ❄️

submitted 80 days ago • 3 comments