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Who am i watching tonight? Bruce Willis, Eddie Murphy, or Dean Cameron?

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I was off yesterday. I paid bills and drank gin. I wake up today and find 10 more hours added to my 39 hour work schedule. Dan Patrick is still a bitch-ass

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I can see the end of my 7 day stretch.....tomorrow.....fuck

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Tired goat is tired...but at least i paid the rent

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Tired Goat needs a vacation. Also all Texas republican legislators lick the dirty cloacae of swamp lizards. Especially Dan Patrick

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Dan Patrick, Ken Paxton, Gov Hot Wheels, Rafael "Cancun" Cruz, John Cornyn, and Texas Senate Republicans. All your moms hate you. And all the Steves are disappointed. I curse you all to forever to only be served dry brisket and what someone from Wisconsin thinks is a taco

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Any tex and/or mex restaurant in the south, SE, Cemtral Texas area that charges for chips and salsa should should be pilloried. ESPECIALLY if its not on the menu as a charged item. Looking at you Spanish Flowers. Shame

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Winning!....? Dan Patrick still a bitch.

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That was alot of people. I hit my friends with axes. Ate crawfish, drank beer, promised untold debauchery for @geowiz.bsky.social next time I see them, wasnt the target of vitriol from @monstrmali.bsky.social and pondered a new burger with Josh. Soo good day was good

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I drank water today. That is all

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To add fuel to this, 2 ladies Id known for 2 years, at that point, put on actual haz-ma6 suits to make me a homemade double-down, and snuck into my room to give it to me. Another old man drove 4 hours 1 way to give me platelettes and make fun of me... but my relatives couldnt be bothered

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Lesse, Go spend easter with the in-laws who stayed by my side the entire time i was sick...or the blood family who couldnt be bothered to even put forth an effort...hmmm

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Today certainly day'd. Im out

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Sooo hey @geowiz.bsky.social apparently, its not bullshit:

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Lead Guitar- Buckethead Bass- Bootsy Collins Keys- Tori Amos Drums- Stuart Copeland Rhythm Guitar- Willie Nelson Vocals- Enya

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So. I just read as where Buckethead and Bootsy Collins were collabing on a new album. And My first thought was: "Holy shit, that combo is gonna be Incredibly weird and cool" and my second thought was, "whats the most disparate, but virtuositic group to round them out?" And heres what I came up with:

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Sooooo Tarrifs on 180 countries, and 2 uninhabited archipelagos..but not Russia....huh!

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I did things today. Now, Sandra wants breakfast tacos for dinner. Oh nooooo! Wait, shit... can we afford eggs?

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Nope. No April Fools gag for me. Republicans are still authoritarian cunts. And Dan Patrick is the least of them.

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This year’s Crawfish & Colors beer is a Raspberry Kolsch, A delightfully crisp, easy-drinking Kölsch with a refreshing raspberry twist! Perfect with spicy crawfish and good times. #CrawfishAndColors #NameThatBeer #Artistsinarms #fundraiser

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@monstrmali.bsky.social you should put that contest in here too

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Ive just spent the last 3 hours yelling at people to come have a taste of my hard salami. Some days, retail demonstrations dont suck

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Dan Patrick, the best part of you ran down Donald Trumps gross fat old man chin

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Elon Musks daughter Vivian(?) is a chaos goblin and im here for it

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Snort. "Dont worry, Greenland. Trumps DUI hire is one vodka away from texting you their invasion plans."

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Oh look, its Saturday and Dan Patrick still licks the ballsweat from Gov. Hot Wheels' Bedazzled american flag thong.

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Thats fuckin adorable. There several cashiers singing How Far Ill go with a little girl in a Moana shirt

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Oh! Your Daily reminder that Dan Patrick is a stupid, whiny bitch-ass with his nose so far up Trumps ass that he can lick Elon Musks tongue comin from the other direction. And Gov. Hot Wheels' mom is ashamed of him

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Anyone else think Sandy and Danny's parents were somewhat negligent for letting their teenaged children frolic on the beach in the middlr of fuckin winter? Also, What warm Summer night? The avg high temp in Sydney in july and august is 61. Chilly Winter Nights is more like it

Who am i watching tonight? Bruce Willis, Eddie Murphy, or Dean Cameron?

I was off yesterday. I paid bills and drank gin. I wake up today and find 10 more hours added to my 39 hour work schedule. Dan Patrick is still a bitch-ass

I can see the end of my 7 day stretch.....tomorrow.....fuck

Tired goat is tired...but at least i paid the rent

Tired Goat needs a vacation. Also all Texas republican legislators lick the dirty cloacae of swamp lizards. Especially Dan Patrick

Dan Patrick, Ken Paxton, Gov Hot Wheels, Rafael "Cancun" Cruz, John Cornyn, and Texas Senate Republicans. All your moms hate you. And all the Steves are disappointed. I curse you all to forever to only be served dry brisket and what someone from Wisconsin thinks is a taco

Any tex and/or mex restaurant in the south, SE, Cemtral Texas area that charges for chips and salsa should should be pilloried. ESPECIALLY if its not on the menu as a charged item. Looking at you Spanish Flowers. Shame

Winning!....? Dan Patrick still a bitch.

That was alot of people. I hit my friends with axes. Ate crawfish, drank beer, promised untold debauchery for @geowiz.bsky.social next time I see them, wasnt the target of vitriol from @monstrmali.bsky.social and pondered a new burger with Josh. Soo good day was good

I drank water today. That is all

To add fuel to this, 2 ladies Id known for 2 years, at that point, put on actual haz-ma6 suits to make me a homemade double-down, and snuck into my room to give it to me. Another old man drove 4 hours 1 way to give me platelettes and make fun of me... but my relatives couldnt be bothered

Lesse, Go spend easter with the in-laws who stayed by my side the entire time i was sick...or the blood family who couldnt be bothered to even put forth an effort...hmmm

Today certainly day'd. Im out

Sooo hey @geowiz.bsky.social apparently, its not bullshit:

Lead Guitar- Buckethead Bass- Bootsy Collins Keys- Tori Amos Drums- Stuart Copeland Rhythm Guitar- Willie Nelson Vocals- Enya

So. I just read as where Buckethead and Bootsy Collins were collabing on a new album. And My first thought was: "Holy shit, that combo is gonna be Incredibly weird and cool" and my second thought was, "whats the most disparate, but virtuositic group to round them out?" And heres what I came up with:

Sooooo Tarrifs on 180 countries, and 2 uninhabited archipelagos..but not Russia....huh!

I did things today. Now, Sandra wants breakfast tacos for dinner. Oh nooooo! Wait, shit... can we afford eggs?

Nope. No April Fools gag for me. Republicans are still authoritarian cunts. And Dan Patrick is the least of them.

This year’s Crawfish & Colors beer is a Raspberry Kolsch, A delightfully crisp, easy-drinking Kölsch with a refreshing raspberry twist! Perfect with spicy crawfish and good times. #CrawfishAndColors #NameThatBeer #Artistsinarms #fundraiser

@monstrmali.bsky.social you should put that contest in here too

Ive just spent the last 3 hours yelling at people to come have a taste of my hard salami. Some days, retail demonstrations dont suck

Dan Patrick, the best part of you ran down Donald Trumps gross fat old man chin

Elon Musks daughter Vivian(?) is a chaos goblin and im here for it

Snort. "Dont worry, Greenland. Trumps DUI hire is one vodka away from texting you their invasion plans."

Oh look, its Saturday and Dan Patrick still licks the ballsweat from Gov. Hot Wheels' Bedazzled american flag thong.

Thats fuckin adorable. There several cashiers singing How Far Ill go with a little girl in a Moana shirt

Oh! Your Daily reminder that Dan Patrick is a stupid, whiny bitch-ass with his nose so far up Trumps ass that he can lick Elon Musks tongue comin from the other direction. And Gov. Hot Wheels' mom is ashamed of him

Anyone else think Sandy and Danny's parents were somewhat negligent for letting their teenaged children frolic on the beach in the middlr of fuckin winter? Also, What warm Summer night? The avg high temp in Sydney in july and august is 61. Chilly Winter Nights is more like it

Cocktails st 10 am? Hell yeah. Slug day with Jessers

Buttery Males!?!,!