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Mike Tyson bumped into me and a friend at new york comic con because he whipped around a pillar we were standing by too fast without looking. He was very nice and apologetic about it and then disappeared just as quickly into a mass of bodyguards and handlers.

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

I typically would roll my eyes at stories hitting the fanservice wedding day button but ngl this shit got me. Sol swallowing his pride and showing up to his baby's wedding means something to me, man. That's my goat.

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

Hi my most embarrassing celeb story was being in “prepared to see every single person you know at an industry con and say hi” mode, recognizing a couple as I got into a hotel elevator with them and greeted them super enthusiastically, but it was Hideaki and Moyoco Anno

submitted 4 hours ago • 5 comments

ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming. ME: is that true? ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.

submitted 5 hours ago • 41 comments

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Played about 40 minutes of this demo and went into a fugue state. It’s in that Neon White/Hotline Miami/Hyper Demon zone. m.youtube.com/watch?v=tFEJ...

submitted 22 hours ago • 11 comments

“what’s that stat? 76% of men can’t find the crit?” - @nya.riki.zone playing Dark Souls 2

submitted 23 hours ago • 2 comments

In a group chat with my friends I'm rooming with for SGDQ and we're thinking of getting shitpost shirts made. My idea was sadly shot down

submitted 9 days ago • 13 comments

TAMASHIKA rips, I was too sleepy to keep going though. That game requires you to lock in 100%

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Gonna check out the TAMASHIKA demo right now twitch.tv/dauragon_

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Hogg related controversies

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

Breaking News: Brian Wilson has died

submitted 2 days ago • 417 comments

Honestly the funniest goth culture misconception is that a lot of people kinda don't understand how inherently goofy and unserious it is. I love the memes about landing a goth babe and thinking she listens to badass metal or whatever but she actually just listens to sythpop about skeletons.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

I know this is because I am just a huge asshole but one of my favorite things ever is when someone rightfully complains about people getting goth looks wrong nowadays and then someone else is like "yeah!" and then they describe what goth is supposed to look like and they are describing scene/emo

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

It's so funny how hard nemimi just completely obliterated my " I hardly watch any en vtubers fr besides my actual real homies" streak. Theres always one out there ready to get you.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

It's so funny that besides the obvious capcom fighting jam connection you can basically explain the weirdness around ingrid coming to sf6 with the simple fact that japanese people's eyes dont start glowing red with hatred on instinct when they see a cute girl character.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Getting paid decent money two days running just to be perpetually on hold with my corporate help desk trying to fix my network access. I'm who Dire Straits was singing about. [checks the lyrics again] ok now hold up, wait a minute.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

submitted 3 days ago • 578 comments