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Just a selfie to settle you all down.

This is one of the toughest things I've done. After over 40 years of silence, I'm calling out the sexual abusers I endured whilst a member of @scouts in Slough in the early 80's. They got away with it for too long. Were you there [email protected] youtu.be/lza5imcuD4A

If you’re from Stoke and don’t watch pottery throw down you are rightfully rounded up and tickled

I post with the same care and consideration as a Morrison’s baker making pastries.

I made the custard too thin even for morning custard today. Some days you just know are going to be bad days.

Clunk, clink, make the boys wink before every journey

Clunk clink, throw up over the sink, before every journey.

I post with the same care and consideration as a Morrison’s baker making pastries.

I love it when I guess what the replies will be and you do them. I feel like an evil overlord predicting your thoughts. I don’t use my powers for evil though, just this.

Calling him Finger Mouse is like if Sooty was called Hand Bear

Calling him Finger Mouse is like if Sooty was called Hand Bear

My nickname at uni

Eating a Leon in a service station like an absolute G

Newborough. Part beach, part forest. No Dave on my excursions this week as he's been too ill, so it's been a nice but also not nice week.

There aren’t many things more fun than texted people who are in the same house as you

Pickford mainly to blame for this United comeback

I thought Everton would win this one but I didn’t expect this.

Saying your sketchbook is to practice and just drawings for yourself. While praying the whole time someone picks it up and flicks through it and says how talented you are.

I’d love to watch a steam punk guy get really angry.

Imagine if I just all of a sudden became a steam punk guy.

It doesn’t feel like a Caturday #Caturday

So ill and irritable that I’m surprised I’ve not blocked all of you.

Saying Jonathan Pie is a genius is an instant block.

Bridget Jones vs Alien

It's Friday. It's the shortest amount of time anyone has ever owned a trouser press. youtu.be/tNqn5bKmKNc?...

Most of the Lost cast would’ve voted for Trump.

This family holiday could’ve been a zoom quiz

Fold back pre stamped envelopes #fbpe

I buy a Creme Egg in a shop. Man at till reaches under counter. "I don't need a bag thanks" I say. "I'm getting the shop egg," he says. "It has a barcode that'll scan."