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This is the most wretched campaign of deliberate, explicit persecution the United States has perpetrated against a minority group in decades. Many of the most important people in politics and journalism are busying themselves trying to figure out how little to say or do about it.

We made it

So it’s come to this: I’m a YouTube reaction video guy now youtu.be/Ax_oY22QCks?...

USDOT Secretary Sean Duffy went on CBS News earlier this week to explain why he's trying to cancel congestion pricing in New York City. So we had beloved congestion pricing expert @davecolon.bsky.social explain why Sec. Duffy has no idea what he's talking about. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax_o...

I have also been doing this

Top Ten Anime Betrayals

Do not elect someone who did a charmless and brainless ripoff of my friend's "Ah fuck I have a crush on Andrew Cuomo" shtick

As long as they still hire bartenders who get mad at you for not knowing who the Knicks traded to get Dave DeBusschere

They're updating the How to Impress Girls manual as we speak

tbh, it’s refreshing to see an organization as conservative as the New York Yankees reevaluate its policies toward accepting gender-affirming behavior when so many have just retreated on these measures because of fear of reprisal from Trump

What to do when "Guy Who Read The Power Broker" is no longer enough of a personality trait nygroove.nyc/new-york-a-d...

In other words, he's whiffed on his first attempt to clear this bar

One of President Trump's anti-congestion pricing mouthpieces has a notable conflict of interest: Her husband owns more than a dozen parking garages in the very part of Manhattan where driving has been reduced by the toll.

This tattoo is esoteric yes, but I think it's gonna age better than the DEPUTY MAYOR MARIA TORRES-SPRINGER WILL NEVER RESIGN piece that I got on my ribs this weekend nygroove.nyc/new-york-a-d...

Judge Liman has also been assigned the MTA's lawsuit to stop the Trump attempt to kill congestion pricing. I wonder if somehow this results in me meeting Ryan Reynolds

On the left, a man who won't fight for his family against gutter racists. On the right, a man who is attempting to fight the New York City comptroller for no discernible reason. You tell me who the paragon of modern masculinity is here

OMG HE WAS LECTURING ABOUT MASCULINITY AND HE CAN'T EVEN WEAR PANTS

When we started the New York Groove, there was an implicit promise that there would be plenty of dumb bullshit about me in there. Here is the latest moment of meeting that promise

Oh god what did it say

"This is a very slapdash, pretextual rationale." "Even for an administration that likes to phone it in, this is pretty embarrassing." "It's not at all clear that they can legally revoke the approval now." The lawyers don't like it. nyc.streetsblog.org/2025/02/19/k...

America's legal expert Dave Colon here with an important update on the effort to kill congestion pricing: Shockingly, people think it's slapdash and flimsy and shouldn't survive the MTA's immediate court challenge nyc.streetsblog.org/2025/02/19/k...

Vegan therapy-speak mayor doing wonders to make omnivores who refuse to go to therapy look like wonders of health and normalcy

I am still working towards facing New York City Comptroller Brad Lander in one-on-one combat

There is a subway station right there

They were doing Bella Twins shit at the NYPD, pro wrestling confirmed to be real life

I don't care what the City Charter says, if Eric Adams is removed this close to March, the next mayor needs to be decided by a 64-person one-on-one basketball tournament called March Mayor Madness

My illegal Pinkerton is driving me to my illegal hotel while the hallucination machine in my phone summarizes the emails my coworkers wrote using their hallucination machines. My burrito travels separately in its own limo. This is innovation and normal.

Looks like ethics are back on the menu boys