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davekartunen.bsky.social
Recovering news anchor. National Edward R. Murrow Award winner. High sensation seeker. Highly sensitive person. Seeking equity and post-traumatic growth in Sudbury, Mass. thru kartoonEDU.com
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Ike asking Churchill why he doesn’t wear a suit before not suggesting that they cower to a maniac.

submitted 12 hours ago • 19 comments

my dog when I ask what’s in his mouth

submitted 19 hours ago • 347 comments

While watching that horrifying, globe-shifting exchange with Zelenkskyy, I couldn't help but think about what a deliberately staged reality-TV moment it was, with two people ganging up on one and screaming a classic, totally petulant reality-TV accusation: They hadn't been thanked enough.

submitted 19 hours ago • 380 comments

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

submitted 10 days ago • 507 comments

I’ve kept our credit accounts frozen for 15+ years and it’s insane to me that anyone wouldn’t. It takes a few seconds to open a window to allow your credit to be accessed when you need it. Of course, why three private companies wield this type of control over me is another story.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Alexa: what does “obey in advance” mean?

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

I come with news from the other side of the door.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I spent 2 hours on this.

submitted 19 days ago • 179 comments

Have prices gone down yet?

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

At least we know exactly where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Spent the morning shoveling snow with my kid. We talked about how--because the world is increasingly stupid, unkind, and selfish--we need to work hard at being curious, kind, and helpful to others. Even if we're just starting with shoveling the walk for our community.

submitted 39 days ago • 56 comments

A president’s executive order cannot undo a law or a Supreme Court decision, let alone a provision of the Constitution. Forget that and you do have a dictatorship on day one.

submitted 39 days ago • 176 comments

The same group of people who work out to “Killing in the Name” by RATM and don’t listen to the lyrics.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Seriously, Gemini®️, nobody asked you.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

They’re sending their best.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

@michaelianblack.bsky.social we both know what should be wrapped around his right wrist.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

It's only Kirkland Champagne if it comes from the liquor section of Costco

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Hell of an omen.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

years are a scam by big math to sell ever bigger numbers

submitted 59 days ago • 29 comments

I can’t believe there are all these idiots who want to go back to when people just used to shit themselves to death 75 percent of the time

submitted 59 days ago • 194 comments

There have been many Christian presidents, but only one who governed as one.

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

The best movie reviews are written by people who don’t know how to write movie reviews. Thanks, @joshtpm.bsky.social I can’t wait to see this one.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

my reaction to the Blake Lively complaint: if this is the kind of shit that men in Hollywood pull on a woman who's married to a billionaire and best friends with Taylor Swift, imagine the hell they're putting unknown actress through every day

submitted 68 days ago • 50 comments