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davemassive.bsky.social
Purebred Johnny. Music inhaler. Rudo. Geek. Nomad by genetics, pirate by choice. Beer drinker and brewer. Bronze Walrus stan. Future auteur?
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Achievement unlocked: Reference 3OH!3 in a work conversation.

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Not sure why but somehow I’m avoiding dumb “AI” being forced on me just because I like the sound of the accent

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H: “We’re gonna have another thing of wine. I got in and out of the bathroom way too well.”

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Just made a pop-culture joke to my cat that is WAAAAY before her time.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

H: “I wanna yack so bad!” (evidently there’s a brand of Stanley mug in Europe called Yack)

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Family across the street bundled up in three layers of ski gear and here I go to shovel this half-inch of snow in my sandals. New Jersey is a different brand of folks.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

There is not enough big-city car-honking, loud-music, public-transport, late-night-fights, general-life noise that I would not endure to NEVER HAVE TO HEAR THIS MOTHER FLUGGER AND HIS LEAFBLOWER AGAIN

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

There is not enough beer in this can for Keith Urban

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone wanna cube?

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Jeez Santa I was not this good this year.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

It took me four grocery stores to find parsley tonight. Is there some TikTok dance I don’t know about? Some parsley challenge?

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Dear Elves players: I'm just trying to cast red spells for my Arena daily task, if all I get to cast is one Flame Sweep, this is gonna take all day

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Thanks internet

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

I like big butts. But I can lie about it. Where are the songs about people like us?

submitted 78 days ago • 57 comments

It’s so easy to forget that metal’s roots were in punk and punk was anti-fascist as fuck until you hear a song like Anthrax’s Keep It In The Family and it could have been written about these idiots we got now

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

anyways maybe tomorrow I'll pick back up on my "Euro hair metal > American hair metal" tour of my youth, I have a weird hankering for Helloween all of a sudden ...

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

(maybe I shoulda stuck with the Slaughter)

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Mike Tramp: 🎵 No more presidents and all the wars would end one united world under God Dave: *spits soda* WTF Mike that's the whole problem

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

I forgot When The Children Cry is on this album and it's kinda sad thinking how applicable it is to yet another generation of kids

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder what awesome childhood memories I formatted over to put all the words to this White Lion album into my permanent memory.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Audibled to Europe and can’t figure out why, if they’re headed to Venus, why they have light years to go. Did we just not understand space science then? Or was hair metal the ChatGPT of the 80s?

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Lord this Slaughter album is atrocious

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Saw that Great White and Slaughter were going to be in Atlantic City in February and now I think you can guess what this afternoon’s playlist sounds like

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Oof even the Peacock announcers think this is Spursy. #totche

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Holy crap Creature Commandos dropping Gogol Bordello in episode one? I guess I just bought into James Gunn's whole vision for DC ...

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Marketplace this morning: “This week, people unhappy with their health care decided to speak out. Todays episode sponsored by the us postal service” haha a little too on the nose Marketplace

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Dear @torchystacos.bsky.social : it’s much nicer to order a Swinger than a Republican, thank you.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Wise Bird feeling like 2007-2009 Orange Bear Party Indie. Django Django, old Wombats, alt-j, Kooks, Muse … very much a snapshot of our time in Germany (and immediately after)

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

Turkey has been hatcheted and brined and ready for tomorrow.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

H: “You gotta pretend you’re a patriarchal sleaze bag and touch everything.” #gottatouchemall

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Me: “I always make sure that my butt area is cat free.” H: “That is one of the silliest things to ever come out of your mouth.” Me: “Look what you made me say!” #buttarea #catfree

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