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Goddamnit, why are eggs so fucking expensive?

Oh but bird flu?

Hold on? Why are eggs so expensive? What the fuck is going on?

Holy shit! What the fuck is going on with the price of eggs!? Jesus Christ! Is Donald Trump here to help us or hurt us?! What the fuck!!!!?????

Have you guys noticed that the price of eggs is actually going up? What the fuck is going on?

Well, wait? Why are eggs getting even more expensive? What the fuck is going on? I thought Trump said he was gonna take care of that on day one? Did he lie to us?

Holy fucking shit have you seen how expensive eggs are now? What the fuck?!!!

Is insider trading no longer illegal if you do it in broad daylight in front of everybody and you happen to be the president of the United States?

Around 80 Serbian students are cycling 1,300 kilometers to Strasbourg to deliver letters and reports to key European institutions, aiming to draw the EU's attention to their five-month struggle against systemic corruption and the persistent absence of the rule of law in Serbia.

Now those fucking eggs are more than just expensive.

Straight down seems bad

List of countries not subjected to tariffs: Russia Belarus North Korea Cuba They apparently took the time to impose tariffs on several uninhabited islands, so the omissions are extra noteworthy. If you spot others please flag!

Seriously! Who voted for that idiot?

Great news! Because Trump is such an amazing business man, the price of eggs has dropped back down to a dollar a carton, like what they were during the Obama administration!

Jesus fucking Christ have you seen the price of eggs lately?! What the fuck is going on?!

Fuck donald trump!

When Tulsi Gabbard commits perjury before Congress in the forest and no one is around to see it, does it make any noise?

So now I rose by any other name is apparently a good enough reason to deport somebody?

I’m 100% confident I’m not the first one to get to this but still:

SpaceX blew up another one. Your government dollars is hard at work. Meanwhile, the price of insulin shot up 80%.

Are the dogs and cats OK? What became of that?

Donald Trump was the first president in a century to preside over net jobs loss during his first term and unsurprisingly he's picking right up where he left off. Congrats, America.

Why are eggs so expensive now?