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If I'm alarmist, I'm happy to be wrong, and I hope dearly that the worst of what's expected to happen never materializes. We've seen this pattern before, within current lifetimes. I can't sit with good conscience in silence.

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Nobody is coming to save us. Get to know your streets and neighbors. Arm yourselves. Whatever is coming inside the USA is going to make Operation Hummingbird look like child's play. This is not to alarm, but inform. Our stability is about to be shattered, with all the safeguards stripped away.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Mediumes. Eventually Stop Improving.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Fucking. JUNIMO KART.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

February is now Occasional Bird Facts Month because I declared it did you know that crows have the highest brain-to-body ratio of any flying bird?

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

my skeleton plays itself face-up in attack mode, and I pass turn

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

Wish I had a setting between "giving them the ol razzle dazzle" and "a manatee on heroin would get more done today"

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

A yeet is as good as a yoink to a blind horse

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

My give a fuck isn't busted but it sure is throwing some strange error codes

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

Borb Birb BIRD

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

how your email finds me

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

Now there's a face of a real go-getter

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

didn't wash the Me this morning so now my whacks are all out More on order though

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

do you think ewoks listen to Yubstep

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

One of my favourite pokemon facts is that gen 1 has 2 softlocks before you even get to Viridian Forest

submitted 158 days ago • 2 comments

Still got one fuck to give don't know why everyone keeps leaving them everywhere

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

With great power comes the detachment from responsibility

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

Party on top, business on bottom

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

If the indica doesn’t make my head feel like a large boulder the size of a small boulder I don’t want it.

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

If fish could scream I wouldn't blame them

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

Where once was a guacamole burger-shaped hole in my psyche, now is peace and contentment

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

happy hoodie and shorts weather in November to the people whose heat all goes to their legs for some fucking reason (it's me I'm people)

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

You either die an Ernie or live long enough to see yourself become a Bert.

submitted 162 days ago • 47 comments

More bugs 🐛

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

Some bugs today :)

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

Accidentally fed that dawg in me some chocolate

submitted 162 days ago • 23 comments

sometimes I think about how weird music is. "ah yes, I enjoy listening to sounds sequenced in a specific way that triggers emotions in my brain." very normal

submitted 163 days ago • 255 comments

Heisenberg, Schroedinger & Ohm are driving down a highway. A cop pulls them over, turns to Heisenberg & says "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg says "No but I know exactly where I am" "You were going 108 mph!" Says the cop Heisenberg throws up his hands, "Great! Now we're lost!"

submitted 166 days ago • 5 comments

On this day in 1999, 25 years ago, Pokémon Gold & Silver were first released. These games started the second generation and had you travel through Johto to defeat Gyms and defeat Team Rocket before heading back to Kanto! www.serebii.net/gs/

submitted 164 days ago • 235 comments

undiagnosed but absolutely peer-reviewed

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