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Political yammerer and videogame/animation/sci-fi nerd. From Bristol, UK.
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"say what you like about nigel farage, but he has a habit of grabbing people's attention!!" squeal reporters. no; he has a habit of grabbing YOUR attention because you are lazy and stupid and bad at your jobs

Zelensky's finest achievement to date may be in not lamping these cunts

Your outie watched this week's Severance with their jaw on the floor.

RIP Skype, gone to the great digital beyond to be with MSN Messenger & Yahoo Messenger.. news.sky.com/story/money-...

"What do you mean this isn't the Uber Eats guy?"

*hums Ode to Joy*

Foreign policy by shitpost, just vomit inducing

I got the word whatchacallit into a Teams chat this morning and I've never been prouder #futurama

Cobra Kai doing a fake VR set up using a ski mask and a laser tag vest, Sony really will do nothing to promote PlayStation VR2 will they

This dumbass is going to Art of the Deal his way into turning half of Europe into a Russian colony www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c6...

"Meta has spent over $100 billion on VR"

I was born on 29th September 1987, a week after the Tracy Ullman Show short Making Faces (wasn't even broadcast in the UK at that point!). God I'm old...

Oh my god this week's Severance oh my god Why aren't they getting more people on to this series?!

Why am I not surprised that he doesn't give a shit about history as long as he gets to build Trump International Golf Course & Tower Gaza 🤷‍♂️

*Annoyed Grunt*

Black Mirror Live: Vote now for the protagonist’s soul to be consumed by the Streamberry AI (but TWIST: by voting you have agreed for your soul to be consumed by the Streamberry AI!) *Exit Music for a Film by Radiohead plays in the credits forever*

Dad, watching Brian and Maggie: "When do they shag?" Me: "No, that would be grotesque"

The most incredible thing to look at while watching Brian and Maggie is that 45 minute television interviews were a thing that politicians would willingly agree to back then

In buying a Badgey I have brought together the deadliest duo in the galaxy... #lowerdecks

We'll have to wait until they've sorted out Luna Park 😉

Oh god it's a step towards the Alexa speaker president in Avenue 5

RIP David Lynch

“Police didn't arrest Asian grooming gangs coz they didn't want people to call them racist" has already been heavily-debunked YEARS ago. They ignored the victims coz they didn't care about working class girls. Maybe YOU don't care about working class girls if you dismiss this?

Plot: The Slap accidentally jolts Will Smith into his pod in the real world like the sprinter episode of the Animatrix screenrant.com/matrix-5-mov...

Is there any news genre increasingly more tedious than "Elon Musk's verbal diarrhoea on Twitter"?

This year's Xmas Lego build finished- sorry Grogu, this ship's too small for you...

Time to light the lamp, not the rat #MuppetChristmasCarol

"He's a loser. He's pathetic. He's... A Simpson."

If I hadn't already lost Whamageddon last week because of BBC Breakfast I definitely would've lost in town today- 3 different versions in 5 minutes!

Time for the traditional pre-Xmas game, Food Shop Tetris...

OK I may have teared up just a little bit at Star Trek Lower Decks. I can't believe they're ending it here!

Channel 4 really missed a trick not convincing Disney to let them show the new Simpsons special and promote it like a regular Derren Brown special.

Probably the only notable thing on my Steam Replay this year- I... maaaay have a problem...

The Cursed Ratio rides again...