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My first spec script was a softcore Terminator parody built around the catchphrases: “I’ll be back… you be front” & “Live with me if you want to come”

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Trump just blamed Zelenskyy for not accepting Russia’s demands, and congratulated the Pope on accepting the flu’s.

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I feel like if there was really a problem with anti-depressants in the water supply people wouldn’t be this palpably miserable

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You can usually tell what an accused person did by how innocent they try to sound. “I was inappropriately pesty and get why she’s upset” is probably close to what really happened. “I said hello to a woman and she called the police” means he did something that would get a 3 episode arc on SVU

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It’s funny, I’m pretty sure I’ve said “the Dire wolf will walk the Earth again before George RR Martin writes another book”

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

By the end of the year, RFK will swear the measles vaccine shot his dad

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When someone lies about a well known fact, many people see believing the lie as an opportunity to feel superior to the intellectuals who make them feel inadequate. So the only qualifier to belief becomes “if smart people reject this.”

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It really scares me that there are people out there who actually believe there might be a classified document that says “Yes, we killed JFK, wrote it all down and filed it in the National Archives, signed, the murderers”

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It’s been 100 years since the Scopes Monkey Trial proved that humans are the only species that doesn’t evolve

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I'd like to discuss a somewhat existential argument with you and you tell me who is right- not whose actions are right, clearly someone's actions here were wrong- but whose argument is right! So about 13 years ago my ex made videos where he followed homophobes around and roasted them with a mic 1/

submitted 93 days ago • 2 comments

How did we get to the point that the kind of person who hates electric cars definitely loves Elon Musk

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

The second phase of the plan is for Europe to back Ukraine so Trump has an excuse for why he’s allowing Putin to invade Europe

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone who’s ever been in a relationship with a malignant narcissist knows exactly what happened today. They always pretend there was some magical formula you could’ve used to avoid their abuse when it was always the only plan.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Trump has never looked as infantile and stupid as he did just now. Marco Rubio looks like a teenager watching his dad be racist to a waiter.

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Trump ruins fiction writing bc instead of a meteor threatening Earth & a president asking scientists to stop it, now he has to not understand why to stop it, can it be used to threaten allies, is there gold in it, then finally letting it hit us just to avoid being seen shaking hands with a scientist

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Kevin Spacey telling Guy Pearce to “grow up” isn’t an insult, it’s advice for how to avoid getting hit on by Kevin Spacey

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See, RFK Jr should’ve known this would be a tough confirmation and started with a small manageable amount of confirmation to let his system safely adapt to it

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RFK just lied about kids dying from the measles vaccine and why he was in Samoa. He knows it too, he’s vibrating with panic.

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The People’s March in DC, and my first time in a pussy hat m.youtube.com/watch?v=hdPB...

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“Elon was not doing a Nazi salute, it’s just a gesture people of many ideologies use to show their respect and appreciation for Hitler” — *Every Republican this Thanksgiving

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Dry January refers to every woman after this inauguration right?

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if Heaven exists, it just got its first American President

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments

What’s special about Jimmy Carter is there’s never been anyone so hated by people on both the Left and Right who could not give a single reason when asked why

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments

If it gives you guys hope, I actually married the IG model I’d constantly bad mouth in her comments. It worked!

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We need to talk about how you look when you end a joke with a laughing emoji

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=I5h0... This is our best work

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

Idk what people are upset about, Texas schools are about to have the highest scoring students in history now that every correct answer is “Jesus”

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At least every boxer trying to explain to people who’ve never seen a fight before that Tyson Paul wasn’t rigged finally know what doctors have been going through for 4 years

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If you get bored, try letting the terror set in.

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=ohMn...

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People like Jake Paul’s fights but we need to talk about the fact that he’s shown serious symptoms of CTE since his mid teens

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=-yN0...

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“Epstein didn’t kill himself” is the new having a “Live Laugh Love” poster

submitted 718 days ago • 1 comment

Believing in Elon Musk as a boxer is a sign of end stage depression

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People are posting shirtless RFK pics to prove he’s qualified to give medical advice as if anyone on Earth would trust a jacked doctor

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And I wrote this before the unpleasantness https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j8JCqfTmV64&list=PLXd9aCB0yKuhq8org7D3Qj6LGBZe2T_Lo&index=5&pp=iAQB

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nR0xaSDmdFw&t=16s&pp=ygUiNzMgcXVlc3Rpb25zIG1hcmpvcmllIHRhdWxvciBncmVlbg%3D%3D

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmak1bynyec&list=PLXd9aCB0yKuhq8org7D3Qj6LGBZe2T_Lo&index=6&pp=iAQB

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AGe27wYzOlA&list=PLXd9aCB0yKuhq8org7D3Qj6LGBZe2T_Lo&index=2&pp=iAQB

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