Profile avatar
daveslaven.bsky.social
Some guy in Sioux City.
21 posts 32 followers 12 following
Regular Contributor
Posts 12 Comments 9

I must have collected homework at the END of class that day.

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

BEES....IN......SPAAAAAAACE!!!!! As usual, I thought I was doing well. As usual, I wasn't. #apiary #boardgames

submitted 44 days ago • 2 comments

Who do I call about having Santa's corpse removed? Is that Maintenance, or Campus Safety?

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

A few years ago at the library book sale I got “Cosmicomics,” a story collection by Italo Calvino. Finally got around to reading it. Each story starts with a fact about the history of the universe, then the story itself is an old guy telling what it was like. Silly, highly whimsical, made me smile.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

So I’m checking out at HyVee and the kid comes to my 12 pack of LaCroix,and he asks “Are these any good?” And I have no idea how to answer this because a) “Would I buy them if I thought they sucked?” and b) “You’re what, 17? You’re not gonna like them.” #fizzyWater #selfCheckoutRules

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

n^2-1 = (n-1)(n+1) #mathfacts #whenAmIEverGonnaUseAlgebra

submitted 66 days ago • 2 comments

Me, to idiot drivers at HyVee most nights: “Fuckin’ asshole.” Me, to idiot drivers at HyVee tonight: “Merry Christmas, fuckin’ asshole.”

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Almost time to make cookies.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

In our family we are thankful for beans. #bohnanza #boardgames

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

Incidentally, since the name of this app is all one word, I’m going to assume that it rhymes with brewski. This is how I intend to pronounce it.

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

Just started here and thinking of switching from X. Disadvantage of Bluesky: I can’t troll my congressional representative from here. (Not that he pays attention.)

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

So, I’m here. (Looks at watch.)

submitted 101 days ago • 2 comments