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I have the Cyrillic keyboard and I like to trap and make the R and “Ya” letters stare at each other sometimes like this (R Я» . It’s hard to tell how they feel about it but I like it. #Russia #English #foreignpolicy #thursdave

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My Xbox also plays DVDs and I have a box set of The Sopranos so I’m pretty much set for any sort in of Balkanization situation. #prepper #wednesdave

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I feel like we didn’t put enough thought into naming a lot of fruits and that’s damage that can’t be undone #produce #fruit #failure #regret #tuesdave

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Golf of Jeb

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Steel I bent this weekend #oldtimestrongman #steelbending #strongman

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I miss Ask Jeeves. A robot butler searching the internet for you totally shits on Google but you all fucked that up. #jeeves #askjeeves #jeeveswouldntsnitch #suckitgoogle

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Ears look so stupid. I know I’m not the only one who feels this way. #ears #sundave

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It’s my birthday today

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Remembering I have this app to open and close compulsively is like finding $5 in my pants pocket after washing them. #blessed #mondave

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The surge of patriotism I feel watching a large, psychic rodent predict seasonal changes is an American experience that just can’t be replicated. #groundhogday2025 #USA #sundave

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The fact that our cities seem to catch fire, sink under water and get ravaged by winds makes me think we’re probably not ready to build them on mars yet.

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Unplugging Christmas lights with my dog is the closest I’ll get to being the grinch

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Tarantulas kinda look like they’d be delicious. #spider #finedining #tasty #thursdave

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Scared to get out of bed to go to the bathroom because I found the perfect tv watching position and I know I won’t be able to replicate it when I get back. Nature is cruel. #comfort #alignment #wednesdave

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It’s abundantly clear the guy who invented lasagna had ZERO plan and was just shooting from the hip the whole recipe creation. I don’t know how Garfield got looped into the propaganda but I’ll never trust him on anything else. #garfield #lasagna #sundave

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Shouting “let’s get em!” in a crowd that’s just the right level of angry can have some really negative effects on traffic. #thursdave #crowd #motivation

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The invention of Caramelized Onions: “Hey you know onions? That crunchy and savory vegetable? What if we decimate the flavor and make it a greasy, soggy pile of mush?” #carameLIESed #onions

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It’s pretty dope when people make shit outa gourds. We’ve really underutilized gourds in recent years. #society #gourds #wednesdave

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If there was an option to have my door dasher feed me by hand for an extra fee, I’m positive I’d click that every time. #requiemforatuesday #delivery #food

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The fact that our noses aren’t self closing or lidded is wild to me. It’s just an open road vent that feeds directly into your internal organs. Major vulnerability. #tuesdave #nose

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Would Lord of the Rings have been better or worse if Tolkien knew what sex was? #lotr #mondave

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Nobody is asking where the Despicable Me minions were on January 6th. #minions #J6 #followthemoney

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I’m so pumped to have a new social media app to open and close from 7-10pm each day.

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