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I love cooking, writing humor, and using the Oxford comma. I'm a winter biking enthusiast who thinks cold noses are sexy. One day you'll say "I followed Dave before he was cool and I'm still waiting for him to be cool."
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Hey I'm blooming here!!!

This is Autumn. She was born without one paw. Gets along just fine with three, but still sometimes uses a prosthetic leg when she wants to blend in. 13/10

Fox News is now talking about people getting the death penalty for attacking Teslas

JFC

Donald Trump isn't interested in a smaller government, he wants a weaponized government. He doesn't want fewer federal employees, he just wants them loyal to him.

Great point.

Trump at the National Prayer Breakfast announces that he's signing an order directing AG Pam Bondi to head a task force "to eradicate anti-Christian bias"

Pete is a stable, kind, and wise human. I've never seen a politician who is exactly who they say they are. I struggle to think of any politician in which I have more confidence. In a world where I'm not sure of much, I know we can't go wrong with Mayor Pete💙 #TeamPete

Our criminal president is firing the lawyers who discovered the mountains of damning evidence against him. Our far-right SCOTUS and a judge he nominated made sure the cases were not tried. The right has broken the justice system in a way that may be irretrievable.

I need to ease up on my keto diet. I just peed out a Slim Jim.

Busted.

Hey, while we're talking about erasing history: In 1949 the US military held its first Aeriel Gunnery Competition, later known as "Top Gun." The best of the best competed in dogfighting and other skills. The team that won, was the 332nd: The Tuskegee airmen. So they refused to announce a winner🤡

Utah friends please sign this petition! chng.it/hnKmwwBFfK

The effort to ban TikTok was started by Trump in 2020. If Trump “saves” TikTok, he will just be undoing the problem he created.

On a scale of 1 to banana how bad am I at ranking things?

Forgetting your kids' names would be fine for someone who wasn't in line to be Secretary of Defense

The Republican Party despises DEI policies that put unqualified people in positions of power, and that's why Trump has nominated a weekend Fox News host who's never managed anything to be in charge of the Pentagon.

This bright and creamy pasta is a weeknight go-to that can be embellished with seared scallops, shrimp or mushrooms to make it something special. nyti.ms/4fSzuTh

2025 Predictions: “We’ll all get our shot at reality fame next year,” writes Brian Higgins.

Don't get me started on not finishing things...