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They set a slamhound on Turner's trail in New Delhi, slotted it to his pheromones and the color of his hair.
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You've gotta question the judgment of anyone who's still a member of the 501st Legion.

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BREAKING: As his first order of business, Pope Leo XIV places the Vatican's largest ever order of Cherry Coke Zero.

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This guy must have been breast fed with fluoride.

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When Wizardry II: The Knight of Diamonds came out, my buddy and I practically wore out the 5 1/4" floppies. We reached the end of the game where a riddle stood between us and certain victory. We were sure we had the right answer, but it wouldn't work. In desperation, we called the helpline. (1/x)

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