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Verstappen is a genius

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Morning all, and welcome to geo-guesser level 1 ☀️🐂🏙️

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Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.

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Time to reform my colour preferences and move away from teal as my favourite

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#NoMowMay has begun! 🌼 The rare chance to help nature by doing nothing.

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Yes, Mr Optician, of course my eyes are dry - your patter is poor and your moves are weak. Not a wet eye in the house.

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Im quietly confident that, over time, the housing crisis will see us evolve to carry homes on our backs like snails, or shit them out of our arse like spiders. Evolution is the true invisible hand of the market.

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My ‘13th Reason’ is the Labour government’s tax announcement on milkshakes

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Most of my skeets get no interactions. Are you all on a different walkie talkie channel? I feel like that lonely whale, circling the oceans calling at the wrong frequency, unable to locate its friends!

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When do we find out who Spurs are playing from Bodo/Glimt?

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What a life it would be, if you would come to mine for tea, I’ll pick you up at half past three, we’ll have

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What if we are all allergic to oxygen and the passage of time

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I always forget to suncream the palms of my hands. But never seem to burn there. Weird

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Real humbling experience playing footy today. I am no longer the lightning fast little blonde kid. I’m the slow fat balding bloke, with insufficient tekkers to bail me out. Time to pack it in and focus on golf ⛳️

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People keep describing the late Pope as a “voice for the voiceless”, so I’d like to reassure the voiceless that the now-11 year old Charlie from Eastbourne has got your back 👊🏻🗣️ #DHOTYA

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Milei looks like a 70’s Welshman who passed out drunk on his nephew’s stag do in Brynamman RFC & mysteriously woke up in the Vatican

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It is beautiful and touching to see the Cardinals all wearing a red sash in honour of the Argentinian Pope’s beloved River Plate.

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Jamie Vardy is a national treasure and deserves a knighthood for services to WKD and the British cheeky chappie stereotype #SirJamieVardy #GettinPaidGettinLaid

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Shouting “ACCEPT COOKIES” at anyone who opens a conversation with me today

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Is there a gluten free option in Catholicism? Or are all celiacs going to hell for not accepting the body of Christ? They probably deserve to imho - the fussy bastards.

Verstappen is a genius

Morning all, and welcome to geo-guesser level 1 ☀️🐂🏙️

Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.

Time to reform my colour preferences and move away from teal as my favourite

#NoMowMay has begun! 🌼 The rare chance to help nature by doing nothing.

Yes, Mr Optician, of course my eyes are dry - your patter is poor and your moves are weak. Not a wet eye in the house.

Im quietly confident that, over time, the housing crisis will see us evolve to carry homes on our backs like snails, or shit them out of our arse like spiders. Evolution is the true invisible hand of the market.

My ‘13th Reason’ is the Labour government’s tax announcement on milkshakes

Most of my skeets get no interactions. Are you all on a different walkie talkie channel? I feel like that lonely whale, circling the oceans calling at the wrong frequency, unable to locate its friends!

When do we find out who Spurs are playing from Bodo/Glimt?

What a life it would be, if you would come to mine for tea, I’ll pick you up at half past three, we’ll have

What if we are all allergic to oxygen and the passage of time

I always forget to suncream the palms of my hands. But never seem to burn there. Weird

Real humbling experience playing footy today. I am no longer the lightning fast little blonde kid. I’m the slow fat balding bloke, with insufficient tekkers to bail me out. Time to pack it in and focus on golf ⛳️

People keep describing the late Pope as a “voice for the voiceless”, so I’d like to reassure the voiceless that the now-11 year old Charlie from Eastbourne has got your back 👊🏻🗣️ #DHOTYA

Milei looks like a 70’s Welshman who passed out drunk on his nephew’s stag do in Brynamman RFC & mysteriously woke up in the Vatican

It is beautiful and touching to see the Cardinals all wearing a red sash in honour of the Argentinian Pope’s beloved River Plate.

Jamie Vardy is a national treasure and deserves a knighthood for services to WKD and the British cheeky chappie stereotype #SirJamieVardy #GettinPaidGettinLaid

Shouting “ACCEPT COOKIES” at anyone who opens a conversation with me today

Is there a gluten free option in Catholicism? Or are all celiacs going to hell for not accepting the body of Christ? They probably deserve to imho - the fussy bastards.

Yo, come to my Moroccan and metal themed restaurant - Sage Against the Tagine

Anyone know if The Curious Case of Benjamin Button was based on a true story?