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I am a writer. #Orioles, #Ravens #Svengoolie punk rock, GenXer. Whatever. He/him/his/mine/mine/mine
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Whew! Felix saves. #Orioles

Went to the Dentist and was asked about straightening my teeth. 'no... How many years do I really have left? My teeth have always been f'ed up, I don't care.' 'Don't you want a nice smile?' 'why would I want that?'

Hey, a reader just finished and told me he really liked it a lot. He offered it back to me for whomever wants it. Maybe that's you.

Because of Pete Hesgeth, we now have a revised alcohol policy at my work. I'm like....dude, this is a Hardees.

2025, where enemies are abundant and friends are suspect...

I never tip my hat. Fuck the other team. #Orioles #Birdland

I'd sell my soul for a big hit right now. #Orioles #Birdland

Keep hearing about what a shit bullpen the Nats have but...we may never get there. #Orioles

Han shot first. Gunnar did not swing. #Orioles

Fucking hell #orioles

and yet I still can't wait for the game to start.... #Orioles #Birdland

Look....I know it is whatever. We may improve, we may not. But games like this are the reason I make plans that involve missing the #Orioles game. I'll do the thing that makes me happy. This ain't it. It's ok.

This fucken team..... #Orioles #Birdland

Whatever we are doing tonight.... #Orioles it's not working

This motherfucker.

People are so fucking stupid.

8.1 billion people (maybe more, who cares) in this world. Say what it is: YOU WANT MORE WHITE BABIES.

Welp. We helped rescue a dog.

I might just wait a few years before I check my 401k again...

So can we refer to him as the Nazi Blabbermouth Hesgeth?

He was a mixed bag, as are most humans. But probably better than the alternatives. www.thebaltimorebanner.com/obituaries/p...

Oh I just realized.....that game was so bad that we had a position player pitching who had to get relieved by another position player pitching. 😆😆😆 #Orioles #Birdland

Animals deserve something better than people, that's all I'm saying.

oh thank God. it won't be a 30 run game. #Orioles #Birdland

Take a lesson, #Orioles #Birdland www.mlb.com/news/pirates...

I will never understand why the world is such a cruel place, why life is such a paradox of joy and awfulness, and why we expect better results from Charlie Morton every time he pitches. #Orioles #Birdland

Laughable that we were looking at Charlie Morton to give us 'length.' I mean, if you mean he will just pitch regardless of how many runs he gives up ...I mean, I could do that. #Orioles #Birdland

De La Cruz is the real deal.

I'm not gonna say Jesus died for due process but....hey, we have to keep speaking up for it.

Hitting that point where it all falls apart but that's not such a bad thing. This has been fun, even with my late start. #svengoolie

We used to have this place called the New England Chowder House. #svengoolie

Oh so Roger Corman and Harvey Korman were completely different people. 🤔 #Svengoolie

Aw, Nasty showed a little leg and they just kept going. 😢 #svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Ok so are the St Jude ads everywhere or just on the app? #svengoolie

Oh shit, that's tonight! #svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie