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daveyjones.bsky.social
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Taking pre-orders for possibly the greatest collection of stories & comics ever made: www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/vintage-de... My 'best' comics from the last 15+ years in one place. 90 pages for £10 + a signed bookplate! #comics #book #books #zine #comicbook #selfpublishing #smallpress #illustration

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Final frame of an early Tinribs cartoon from 1990. 35 years on, and we've come a long way from associating artificial intelligence with the half-arsed outpourings of a shit robot that causes more trouble than it's worth

submitted 7 days ago • 8 comments

Oh, to hell with it. Who wants my Unbound incompetence story! Yay!

submitted 10 days ago • 16 comments

Need a Larry David fainting gif the size of Mars to respond to the news that Musk has been off his tits on drugs

submitted 11 days ago • 6 comments

The 50th anniversary equivalent will be published in the form of a tiny pill containing a microchip, which will be taken by futuristic readers with big shimmering dome-shaped heads who live on the moon

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

RIP George Wendt

submitted 21 days ago • 12 comments

And off I go again! 😳😂⭐️ @vizcomic.bsky.social

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

It's the 977th birthday of the Persian poet Omar Khayyam today, which just shows that the odd jug of wine and loaf of bread won't do you any harm. I mean, he's dead, but it's still a good age by any standard

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If you fancy some signed books, including some hardback copies of Be Funny Or Die salvaged from the Unbound explosion, and a load of lovely Ladybirds, including the ones you probably didn’t even know existed, then I’ve opened a little shop. Tuck in! www.gralefrit.co.uk/shop.html

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

9 years ago today. Drunken Bakers live. Free booze and a 6 stone battenberg. Went home with a bottle of Buckfast.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

There's a new issue of Viz in the shops today. If you want organically produced, sustainable, hand-crafted cartoon strips about Michael Gove being subjected to various humiliations, then it could be the magazine for you.

submitted 26 days ago • 4 comments

Harsh but probably fair

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Veteran etsy seller and top cartoonist @taylertoons.bsky.social advised me I need to promote my etsy shop more, and politely engage with my potential customers. Ok, worth a shot I suppose.. Hey dickheads, signed prints available here: HealeyCartoons.etsy.com

submitted 32 days ago • 4 comments

I’m now ten years older than Willie Rushton was when this photo was taken. This whole “linear time” malarkey is a bit fucking relentless

submitted 32 days ago • 3 comments

Cartoon from 2007, as today is Sigmund Freud's 169th birthday. You'd hope that at his age he can keep his mind out of his trousers for 5 minutes, the mucky old dog

submitted 35 days ago • 3 comments

I did some illustrations for the new issue of @thefence.bsky.social, which has a cover drawn by the excellent New Yorker cartoonist Ed Steed.

submitted 46 days ago • 2 comments

Sorry, Katy

submitted 57 days ago • 11 comments

I’ve just lost my lovely gig as TV columnist with The Lady Magazine (which has gone into liquidation). If anyone knows of any writing jobs going, my CV can be found within the realms of my website www.mathew-owen.co.uk

submitted 58 days ago • 12 comments

There's a new issue of Viz on sale today. And Russell Brand embarks upon a spiritual voyage up his own arsehole, in 'RUSSELL BRAND'S SPIRITUAL VOYAGE UP HIS OWN ARSEHOLE'.

submitted 61 days ago • 2 comments

RHLSTP with two legends of comedy Chris and Simon Donald from off of Viz magazine shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo... See RHLSTP live richardherring.com/rhlstp Back our kickstarter www.kickstarter.com/projects/467...

submitted 62 days ago • 5 comments

If only the stock markets would just ignore him he'd soon grow bored and wander off and shout at some pigeons

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@daveyjones.bsky.social Hello. I just bought the latest Viz and the second panel in Gilbert Ratchet ("our car has died during the night") has made me laugh so much people have changed seats on the train to get away from me. I hope you're proud of yourself.

submitted 68 days ago • 2 comments