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Slippin’ some socialism into my incendiary opinions about cheese.

No teeth, just gums, no problems.

I have said this before and I will say it a million more times, Voyager is far superior to DS9.

I got the brains of Tuvok and the body of Neelix, I’m the total package.

Opening a tab at the Whole Foods buffet is a nice way to prove your love for Jeff Bezos

I would simply stop all this madness, if I were to be awarded the opportunity to do so.

It’s honestly hard to imagine being as cool as this guy.

Politics aside, this is objectively the dumbest looking car ever made in this person should feel bad about buying it.

Look, I like Chapel Roan a much as the next guy, but I would shove her in front of a bus for a chance to talk to Babyface.

During BHM???

The 10th circle of hell is TVs in gas pumps

Squeezing limes like I know what the fuck a lime is supposed to squeeze like

The only reason I won’t eat this old cantaloupe is because I’m allergic to penicillin, not because I’m afraid.

I hear there are people that have actually been working on a new kind of generative AI that uses the most powerful computer ever, the human brain!

Considering how everyone finally understands that dumping billions of dollars into Generative AI is a total scam, maybe now we can invest in this crazy new tech called Universal Healthcare?

My wife rescued this kitten and there is absolutely no way we are keeping this thing, regardless of how much I want to squeeze it and scratch its head and love it until it dies. Not going to happen.

Tedifur Squeaks has a lot to say

Lots of hilarity ensuring at #atlanta’s own LIMELIGHT THEATER — limelight.tix.page

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