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if it ever seems like i am trying too hard it is only because i am desperate for attention | he/him | chicago
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waiting a year and a half to get a tv back in the bedroom was so stupid my life is significantly better now that charlie has mounted my tv from college on our wall i forgot how much i love a tv as an alarm clock in the morning

blep

mostly yes but sadly i am much less interesting irl somehow if you can believe it

James Madison wrote that “public opinion sets bounds to every government, and is the real sovereign in every free one.” Which kinda feels like the most diplomatic “f*ck around & find out” that I’ve yet seen — so, please: Keep shouting, keep calling, keep posting, keep sharing, keep showing up! 👏🏼

adam lambert is so hot in this episode but please never make me listen to this song again

i truly am my mother’s son

halfway through last night’s drag race runway and i just once again want to say i want onya to win this season with a suzie runner up

how do i get pecs in one week help

thinking about the time i cut weight for club boxing in college and lost a little over 20lbs in 2 weeks can i do that again plz

hear me out: an all laguna beach/the hills castmembers season of the traitors

i finally understand why the victorians found ankles scandalous and sexy

someone should take me on a date to the winchester mystery house it is wild that i have never been

wildest wish: pokemon dating sim with eligible singles: darkrai arceus yveltal eternatus dusknoir cursola gigantamax gengar 👀👀👀 giratina togepi trevenant necrozma prof turo machamp

might stop being an uwu boi and lean fully into asshole much to consider