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gen-x dad. small business owner. professional geek. fan of all things sci-fi and fantasy. laughter is great for the soul. trying to do as much good as I can as often as I can. lgbtq+ advocate. women’s advocate. he/him.
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My 17yo son asked me to be a chaperone on his school field trip. Win! He wants to be seen with me in public. :)

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Through a series of clever tests such as identifying bicycles and buses and bridges, I have verified myself. Not only am I not a robot but I have also given myself a blue chick so everyone knows I’m legit.

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Anyone else into this German Hard Candy? I love this stuff. One small piece is just enough sweets for hours. It’s like grandmas hard candy… except these don’t stick to each other in one giant mass.

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I just had my first non-alcoholic beer. It’s a Blue Moon. Damn thing is absolutely delicious without the booze. I’m a fan!

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I hope the prolific and passionate pope popped out peacefully.

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This is what I found this morning. Can you guess where I had the dog blankets folded nicely and stacked perfectly?

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

I number of times my college aged daughter says “low key” in a conversation is deeply distracting.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

This is nasty.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Wife: Where do you want to go for dinner? Me: I don’t care as long as we end the night at the Krispy Kreme. Nom nom nom.

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

My 17yo who ate the last of my Lemon Oreos earlier in the week doesn’t feel well. I took him to urgent care and now he’s passed out on my shoulder in the waiting room. Rotten kid. Eats my cookies and now I’m his pillow.

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Miracle of miracles! My inbox in clean. No unread messages and everyone has been replied too!

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My teenager ate all of my lemon Oreo cookies. Omg!! Didn’t even leave me one. Dude!!!! You’re killing me!!!!

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

I imagine getting shot is like a 10 on the pain scale. I’m not saying it’s the same but as I get older… unexpectedly hitting my knee on something feels like a 13.

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Thank god for this Virginia rain. Rivers and rivers of pollen are getting washed away. I can breathe again!

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My god it’s nice to win one.

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Go Cory Go!

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Williamsburg Virginia in 80 degree weather is the vibe.

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Enjoy, fellow Gen-X peeps. youtu.be/1mRG2oAQhso

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When I’m at work, communicate best when I’m standing in front of a white board with a dry erase marker in my hand. I’m a proper nerd.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

You've got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em Know when to walk away And know when to run

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

I’m not gonna lie… I may have a problem. My problem?!? Choosing which flavor!! Boom!!

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

My favorite part of using my critical listening skills is understanding that no matter how loud you get, no matter how emphatic you become, and no matter how obstinate you are… … if you’re wrong, YOU ARE WRONG!

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Omg this 4 hour meeting just started, we’re 10 minutes in, and I’m ready to be done.

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Invalid Handle no more! I’m alive! I’m alive!

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