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writer. filmmaker. TV guy. professional weirdo. responsible for Inhumanwich & 59 Minutes in a Bunker. good evening, Hollywood phonies.
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#HashtagOscars no. 22. Nominated: International Feature

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#HashtagOscars no. 21. Nominated: Animated Feature International Feature

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🧵🧵🧵

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And now, my annual question: If the Oscars were still limited to five Best Picture nominees, which of the ten make the cut? And if they still used the "between five and ten" rule, which ones, if any, would get dropped?

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#HashtagOscars no. 20. Nominated: Costume Design

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There's a new comment on the Inhumanwich website

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BEHOLD. A BBQ pizza covered in Grippo's, via Ramundo's. Tremble before its magnificenceness.

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#HashtagOscars no. 15-19 Nominated: Documentary Short Film

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Elon Musk looks like if you asked free AI software to draw a dumb guy.

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Today's afternoon matinee.

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another thing every other president in history would be impeached for just happened

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How dare Tenor have no Morgan Stewart's Coming Home gifs

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what could go wrong

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A COMPLETE UNKNOWN (2024, dir. James Mangold) #OnePerfectShot

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#HashtagOscars no. 14. Nominated: Best Picture Actor (Timothée Chalamet) Supporting Actress (Monica Barbaro) Supporting Actor (Edward Norton) Directing Adapted Screenplay Costume Design Sound

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Post a female character that you love

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#HashtagOscars no. 13. Nominated: Original Screenplay

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We've handed the keys to the dumbest "will eat that on a dare" dipshits in the country.

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The feeling America is being held hostage is so strong right now, our money should have a photo of George Washington holding today's newspaper.

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SEE .ASK FOR FREE! And chat with director Chris Vander Kaay during the screening! The screening happens at 9:30 pm EST on Saturday, February 22, on the Found Footage Discord at the link below. Join up now and click the calendar to get a reminder of the event: discord.gg/qXJ43s8BRM

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Happy Presidents' Day from YouTube, where the Bunker captions play the Match Game.

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warm cat

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1990 Dave: how's the future? 2025 Dave: you know how you love SNL 1990 Dave: lemme guess, it devolves into feckless slop I end up deeply loathing for reasons both artistic and political 2025: hey, good guess, how did y- 1990 Dave: we've been doing this joke format for years, it's not that hard

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