Profile avatar
davidellis.bsky.social
Game Developer, Dad and hopefully, your friend. Lead Designer at Crystal Dynamics. Before that I helped make some Halo games you probably played. Retired games media. RIP 1UP/EGM
250 posts 1,993 followers 260 following
Prolific Poster
Active Commenter
Posts 30 Comments 20

Surround yourself with people comfortable saying, “That’s fucking stupid,” when you say something fucking stupid.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

Rolled credits on the series finale of Cobra Kai. Pure definition of better than it has any right to be. Loved every minute.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Rolled credits on the series finale of Cobra Kai. Pure definition of better than it has any right to be. Loved every minute.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

BALD SUPERVILLAIN: My plan Mr. Bond? It’s quite simple. To offer the people of the world reliable cloud computing and flash sales at rock bottom prices with next day delivery. BOND: (tied up and recently tortured) I have no meaningful objections to this.

submitted 3 days ago • 24 comments

I think too many "tech leaders" watched Silicon Valley and didn't realize it was parody but rather a source for inspiration.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

I for one think it’s super cool that we can show an AI the first 5 minutes of a video game and it can learn and rebuild it for future preservation. I’m gonna try it with a lot of games I’ve missed over the years like Frog Fractions and Inscryption

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments

Had a momentary existential panic, but good news, I’m not older than Jeff Bridges was when he made The Big Lebowski.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

You should support him. I just did.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Shoutout to the other parents hiding from their kids because you’re tired of their bullshit. 🤣

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

On Friday night, HHS ordered CDC to take down all flu vaccine campaign materials from its website. Materials are starting to come down. For example, a campaign explaining that flu shot can reduce flu severity from "wild to mild" is now offline. Left image is from Friday, right is now Meanwhile...

submitted 7 days ago • 479 comments

Chris Evans with the “cool substitute teacher at Bayside who’s about to hit on Kelly” vibe at the premiere.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

At this rate I wouldn’t be surprised to see Song of the South show up on Disney +.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Why does the line, "You shut the fuck up, Clem Fandango" live rent free in my head?

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

I've seen folks poo pooing online, but I think Thunderbolts* looks fun as hell. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUUs...

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Gotta give it to Trump — he knows how to pick a winner & JINX the fuck out of that “Missouri” team he loves so much. @chiefs embrace Donald and lose, just like everything else that rapist beast touches.

submitted 14 days ago • 139 comments

i made this transparent kendrick for you to enjoy

submitted 14 days ago • 13 comments

At this point the Eagles might as well put Bradley Cooper in at quarterback.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing like my kiddo misunderstanding something I said and now she’s 100% convinced I know Kendrick Lamar. Nothing I can say will dissuade her. Now she’s gonna give off “uncle works at Nintendo” energy at school tomorrow. 🤦‍♂️

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Refs remain undefeated in the Super Bowl.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Ditto.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

School district, you don’t have to message me at 7pm telling me you’ll be monitoring the weather and road conditions in the morning. You’ve been closed for 3 days. My kids have been home that entire time. No way you’ll be monitoring those conditions more than I will.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Me, parent of two school age kids, looking at weekday snow forecasts.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

So. Cool! www.tombraider.com/news/collabo...

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I didn’t know what Dog Man was before today. As of this post, I still don’t know what it is. I’m ok living in ignorance on this one.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Despite no change in my usage or behavior on Facebook, they've started serving me a TON of right wing Reels. Already seeing how they're tilting the algorithms to try and change minds. Scummy.

submitted 23 days ago • 6 comments

Oldest kiddo: "What is an echidna?" Me (not fully understanding what she said): "Can you use it in a sentence?" Oldest kiddo (speaking slowly): "What is an echidna?"

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Why is this lady in the tax commercial dressed like Wario?

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment