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davidfisher.bsky.social

I struggle to characterize myself with sincerity

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I feel like South America is the only continent that has the right number of countries. A dozen or so for a midsize feels right. Australia, North America, Asia all have big giganto countries squeezing everyone else out, and Africa has just loads of 'em.

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Crazy that we used the term "wife beater" to refer to a type of shirt when it would've been a perfectly lovely thing to call a type of sex toy

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OK, so it was my birthday and my show got featured in Times Square?!!!! anyway - come to EMOJI 🤷🏽‍♀️ we open SATURDAY NIGHT!!!

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We never talk about all the work Michael Jackson did for charity; can you name a single (non-French) person who's given more wine to children?

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"Solamente Basura" is too pretty a phrase to be on the side of a garbage can

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Newest Walgreens training videos use hyper-detailed 3D models that I guarantee were originally made for porn

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It might seem gross to eat vegetables that have already been used as sex toys, but it's definitely less gross than the other way around.

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take a look and help out if you can, there are places that need volunteers and places that need organizers resources pool and take out the trash :) #TeslaTakedown #BoycottTesla

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Riddle: It is said in the beholder's eye that there beauty be; A beholder I am, though I cannot see Blind though I am, my eye's one in four I bring food, drink, and medicine, and even more: From me there come flowers, candlelight to see dancing (for cartography) and sweetness for tea

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Segregation was never just separate facilities It was paying more & getting less in your neighborhood It was getting the Phd, but still not getting hired It was needing police for the police It was building up a newspaper & having it burned (Wells) It was building a school & having it shot up (JSU)

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Lve when a show or movie does a parody of pretentious art films...and inadvertently creates a good art film? Like, Barney Gumble's "Puke-ahontas" is a legit masterpiece. Or "Dieter's Dream" (SNL); you made something weird and disturbing on a shoestring budget; that'll show the idiots who love art!

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According to a quick PARALEGAIL©®™ query, if you cause someone to suffer any legal consequences based on an AI response you didn't bother to fact-check, you are subject to immediate flaying, flensing, and defenestration without trial.

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"Polestar" looks like it should rhyme with "molester."

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On cop shows they look at grainy CCTV footage and say "enhance" and suddenly it's in focus; we all point out you can't actually do that: if I'm looking at actual pixels, making the image sharper would be guesswork at best, and probably nightmarish nonsense. AI guys heard that and said "Cool, do it."

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Doesn't seem like a good idea that the two big types of Podcast are: - Thing to listen to while driving - Thing to listen to while falling asleep

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The weirdest slide from my recent presentation #TodayInHistory #MarchBirthdays #Pisces

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I think my take on the "Would you kill Hitler with a time machine" is: Yes, but we have to avoid disrupting the timeline to avoid a paradox, so I'll have to wait until it doesn't change anything, and for good measure, I'll make it look like a murder-suicide.

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