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davidharnett.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈30 📍Manchester
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Photosynthesising some serotonin, I am just one big leaf 🍃

And the bay window roof is now leaking, someone please give me free money ASAP

Anyone know how I can never go back to work, but also still pay my mortgage?

Just recovered from the worst hangover of my life

Visibly more belly fat post Christmas, twink death is real

instructions on the back of a vape:

A brave day confronting his nemesis

"You will be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

Why is there always so much traffic on the M6 around Walsall? Who on earth is going to Walsall??

Festive baby

Registered vehicles on UK roads: 1991: 20 million 2023: 41.2 million Congestion is caused — and air pollution and climate change is made worse — not by cycleways or LTNs, but by too many motor vehicles.

Stop telling pedestrians and cyclists what to do to stay safe and just force drivers not to be dangerous by design.

Last one before Christmas?

Red wine hungover on a weekday 🫠

Show us your hotel mirror thirst traps, go!

Validate me

Troye Sivan’s Spotify message straight up calling me a fag

Tree lasted two whole days before the cat attacks started 🎄

Can’t believe every homosexual I’ve ever met or spoken to is meeting up tonight without me

Bought our 39p tickets for wicked with both meerkat movies and Tesco clubcard codes

My moment is here

Family weekend away has only brought up childhood trauma five times in the last four hours, a success!

At least the cold weather is keeping the straight men away from the gym

Just spent a birthday gift card on a dehumidifier. Days away from collecting my pension.

90% of my content is now my cat, and I think that’s a huge improvement tbh

The best helper for fixing the dishwasher.

a sleepy boy and his sleepy cat

Visited a model village on my 30th bday, is this old age?

It's not an echo chamber. It's a return to a normal world where we can go about our lives without being screamed at by racists, transphobes and bigots all day long.

Going to the straight spa! must remember not to get my c*ck out

I grew up on these streets

Last day of my 20s 🤫

Another app for me to lie about living in 📍Manchester and not Stockport on 🤗

Reskeet (are we committed?) the profile pic

You but in blue 🔵

my cats have unionised in support of additional breakfasts

SPEEDO CHECK

Another place for me not to post any content 🤗