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HAMILTON'S WATER BREAKS KLAXON

I walked past this premises today. I wonder if one of the Donovan brothers would ask if you needed a paper bag for your purchases and then charge you for it.

Incontinence pants made from pasta are Tena penne

Christmas is coming and obviously that means that @delaneyman.bsky.social and myself are carefully analysing an important piece of Noel Edmonds Christmas telly from the past...

One of the best ever Soccer Aid games, that.

He's shouting a name He's saying it twice Using pre-prepared lines Against the producer's advice Peter Drury is coming to town

What the fuck is with Asda pizzas - it’s like one big crust

Cunha is great footballer - deserves a big move

That ref who’s had his copa mundials customised - they don’t look right

Look youths, get the hair off your forehead, it doesn’t work and it tickles

Don’t get me wrong I’m enjoying bluesky , but for sheer level of banter threads remains unmatched

I made my brother’s Guinea pig a miniature art gallery

Remember when Peter Beagrie got together with Annie Kirkbride and the papers said ‘Peter Dierdre’ the next day?