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Which would be better for the US: Take the jobs away from one million government employees and thereby save less than $100 billion while causing massive downstream harm OR seize $100 billion from Elon Musk, leaving him with approximately $300 billion in wealth?

@sarahsilverman.bsky.social You're coming to Maui! Can I take you out kayaking to commune with whales? It will totally not suck. Not suck in the least. It might suck less than anything else you've ever done. I also don't suck. In the least. I'm one of your top thousand fans on Maui!

The DOGE website has transformed from a blank black page to a pathetic looking blog with a handful of gaslighting entries that all link to tweets on X. They also have applications for positions at DOGE. I submitted mine. I suggest you all do the same.

#PresidentMusk

Anyone who created D(on Jr.) E(ric) I(vanka) should be imprisoned!

Everyone hates lawyers. But, lawyers will do more to counter the Trump/Musk agenda than any other profession, including politicians of any party. Everyone hates the media. But, journalists will do the second most to counter the Trump/Musk agenda of all the other professions.

Trump's ego trump's everything else. If we want the Muskrat infestation exterminated from the White House, we should exploit that. I'm gonna mail a copy of this Time magazine cover to the White House every week, addressed to President Musk).

I just found the motherlode! At least $400 billion of total fraud and waste.

I'm not generally pro-assassination. But, I believe one person is particularly worthy of assassination. Let's just say a LOT of kids would inherit a LOT of money. Luigi got the wrong guy.

Trump crimes in public with Supreme immunity. Musk begs his pardon to act with impunity. They're bullying on the transgender community. Luigi should seize on the next opportunity.

Jeez, every day is so full. What will be on tomorrow's episode of Elon and Felon?

Don't pay taxes til they exterminate the Muskrats from the Treasury. They can't prosecute us all, they fired the prosecutors. Declare max dependents cause we're supporting children in the whitehouse. Or send an IOU and pay when there's an adult in the room. Defund the Gestapo!

Tesla owners, I'm giving you six months to sell before I start defecating on every parked Tesla I see. Help me with a name for this campaign. Turds for Tesla? Evacuate on Elon? Butt Musk?

If there were an undocumented workers union, this would be a great time to go on strike. Show America just how dependent our economy is on their labor until they're begging for the deportations to stop and the "illegals" to get back to work. Other unions could strike in solidarity. Fuck Maga!

If a post falls on bluesky and not a single person notices, does it even make a sound?

Fuck you ICE, go back to Iceland!

I'm really angry about what Donald Trump has done to the price of eggs! Time to storm something and defecate in unusual places.

Sorry partisan conformists, but Biden taking credit for the ceasefire is as delusional as him thinking he could've won the election. He had a year to get it done. Netanyahu walked all over him. Bullies only respond to bigger bullies. Trump (the schmuck) gets the credit. Cope.