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davidmazzie.bsky.social
Musician, educator, bon vivant, unindicted co-conspirator. 💙 through and through. 🌈 ally. 🚫 DMs unless you ask in the common area first. Never... no, always check your references.
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"A few people may have noticed..." Most of us didn't, because either a) most of us stopped paying attention to him, or 2) we knew he'd eventually slither his way into the line to suck Lord Dampnut's dick. Allegedly

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@bluecollaracademic.bsky.social - Welcome, Jay!

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Gee, a nominee for Lord Dampnut who lied to get the job? Well, I never...

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Oh, he is NOT pretending...

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This is fucking appalling.

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Starting in March, I'll be able to save thousands of dollars. All I need to do is stop wasting money on bills. See me for more financial advice.

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Hey, if Lord Dampnut wants to fly in sketchily built planes, who am I to argue?

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Absolutely.

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Take the time to read all of this thread. Very appropriate and appreciated. ✌️&💙

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I am extremely grateful for the 4,000+ people who find me interesting enough to want to follow my ramblings on Blue Sky, but I have to remind people not to send me private messages unless you ask me in the public area. Most of the time, they're bots looking for hookups, but please be polite.

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He doesn't look qualified to work the fry machine at McDonald's.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

He always looks like he's getting a prostate exam with no lube and a cold hand.

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Remember during the campaign when Lord Dampnut said he would only be a dictator on day one? That was so fucking precious.

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One more reason why I love Sheryl Crow.

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I'm guessing no one is reaching out to her because Lord Dampnut doesn't consider her "fuckable."

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But please, tell me again how the transgender community and drag queens are a threat to our children.

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I am very excited for the next Kennedy Center Honors, featuring Randy Quade, Scott Baio, and Kid Rock. 🤦

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I will always call it "The Gulf of Mexico." I will always call it "Twitter." I will always call it "The Sears Tower." And Kanye West can fuck right the fuck off. Good night.

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Yes, because Zuckerberg is a bastion of "masculine energy."

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Good morning, Blue Sky. Susan Collins can fuck off.

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Y'know, we keep on hearing about the pearl - clutching GOP trying to ban trans women from women's bathrooms, locker rooms, and sports. Do they not have the same concern about trans men?

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I don't recall any other president saluting during the National Anthem. Am I wrong?

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Seemed Iike there was a whole lot of DEI on the field during the pre-game activities. Just sayin...

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youtu.be/o-0lAhnoDlU?...

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Happy Friday, everybody! Fuck DOGE.

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Pass it on

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Ketamine ain't cheap.

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A sophomore student with major attendance issues was at a 17% about a month ago. Working with him after school one day a week, and he is up to a 72% as of this afternoon. It was a good day.

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From now on, if they go low, I'm only gonna go a little bit higher... Just enough to punch them in the crotch.

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And then they can fuck each other... then fuck off.

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This is your daily reminder that both Merrick Garland and Mitch McConnell can go fuck themselves forever and ever.

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Fuck Elon Musk.

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