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My underated Hackman film is Prime Cut. A pretty nasty crime film that involves Lee Marven being chased by a combine harvester.

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My most effective cope is telling myself that procrastination is part of my creative process.

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Growing up in purity culture meant having all of the sexual guilt of St. Augustine without any of the fun experiences.

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At this point a list of who didn't give a Nazi salute a CPAC would be more useful.

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I think one of the main reasons that Lonely Island is so good at joke raps is because they fundamentally understand that joke raps are bad.

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It's the head snap directly to the camera that really does it.

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probably the most mischievous grin ever

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Since Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters was coproduced by Lucas Films, they should really throw Mishima into Star Wars Battlefront.

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I think Chuck Schumar and Nico Harrison would get along famously.

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The Luka trade made me questions how many edibles I had.

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After a long night of hangin out, it's always nice to come back home, relax, and ruminate on every missed social queue.

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Work isn't going well when I'm googling "law school at 40?"

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The Microsoft Teams chime puts me in fight or flight mode

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I'm going to start calling my conservative mother woke everytime she mentions ageism.

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Self awareness is the most important trait you can cultivate. Only through constant introspection can you develop the wisdom necessary to be sad all the time

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I think my subconscious is anti-capitalist because nothing I'm interested in makes any money.

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Just saw a little girl wearing Demon Slayer Minions shirt.

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Family vacations are a great way to remind yourself why you moved halfway across the country.

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Blessed are the brand ambassadors for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven.

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I only want pro-police games. This is why I'm creating the game Boston Police Department Overtime Simulator. You just hang out collecting overtime and try not to get hurt by the cop slide.

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This is in Elizabeth Taylor perfume commercial cadence.

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I didn't know being homeschooled would mean I'd live a life of backhanded compliments. "Wow, you're so well adjusted."

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I don't believe in any of the supplements that I take, but I do believe in the placebo effect.

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