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davidreynoldsx.bsky.social
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YOU CAN'T EVER GO HOME AGAIN. THEY HAVE LET OUT YOUR ROOM TO A PACK OF UNICYCLISTS.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

saving tiktok is like whatever, you wanna impress me bring back google reader

submitted 42 days ago • 6 comments

glad to hear you’re doing good. i know you meant well .

submitted 50 days ago • 5 comments

Guess Amazon doesn’t know me very well after all… yeesh

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

The 2020s can safely be called "The Circumstances"

submitted 62 days ago • 2 comments

Time Capsule Instructions xkcd.com/3031

submitted 63 days ago • 43 comments

'Battle for the Planet of the Apes' (1973) Dir: J. Lee Thompson 📽️

submitted 74 days ago • 6 comments

I think I've found the problem

submitted 74 days ago • 2 comments

One of the great replies

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

enforcing Christmas spirit by any means necessary

submitted 79 days ago • 5 comments

Live your life so people don't turn your assassin into a folk hero

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

When I was 8, my best friend stole my boomerang and we got into a big fight. The next day his parents died in a car accident and I never saw him again. Jeff, if you’re reading this, I want my boomerang

submitted 103 days ago • 69 comments

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

submitted 109 days ago • 2412 comments

if you ask a white person how it’s going and they say “it’s going,” they are having a rough time. but if they answer “livin’ the dream,” they need an immediate mental health intervention

submitted 114 days ago • 120 comments

here i am again, going to work, like a schmuck

submitted 118 days ago • 5 comments

i’ve been having this recurring nightmare *looks around* oh no…

submitted 140 days ago • 1 comment

Radical idea: Job postings that actually state what the heck the company DOES, and how YOU would contribute to that end… idk seems easy enough really

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

He died doing what he loved. Refusing to pay for additional cloud storage.

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

google employee:*taking bong rip* whatever, let ‘em go to the fucking library if that’s not good enough

submitted 196 days ago • 0 comments

And therefore I can reveal that the murderer is none other than… I’m so sorry we were introduced earlier but remind me

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

This water sounds like a sexually transmitted infection you get from a gentle breeze blowing up your shorts.

submitted 177 days ago • 15 comments

we used to be a proper country

submitted 240 days ago • 9 comments

my dog when I tell him the Fourth of July is in a few days

submitted 244 days ago • 8 comments

When I’m filling out a form that asks who to contact in case of emergency, I put “Ambulance”

submitted 260 days ago • 12 comments

free this hero #ACAB

submitted 261 days ago • 11 comments

Your day has been blessed by Moneybags Dale. Repost to get money

submitted 263 days ago • 3 comments

Hey Google, here is a free idea for your Pixel devices. It’s a concept called a “Cumulative Software Update”. No reason I should have to run more than one update after a motherboard swap, especially if they take 10-20 min each.

submitted 276 days ago • 0 comments

Hahahahahahahhahahahaaaaaaa

submitted 277 days ago • 0 comments

at least I have a friend in the diamond business

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submitted 516 days ago • 2 comments

I don't understand how there are abandoned castles. who has a castle and just goes "nah"

submitted 531 days ago • 50 comments

Friend: Are you growing your hair out? Me: I have no idea. Honestly, I never thought I'd live this long

submitted 607 days ago • 12 comments

There has been a misunderstanding. *gesturing at everything*

submitted 536 days ago • 0 comments