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This new(er) Alone in the Dark game makes me wish I was more alone and more in the dark.

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I wish Rings of Power had just been called Better Call Sauron.

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I strongly suspect that the inhabitants of M. Night Shyamalan's The Village were about two generations away from a religious split over magic rocks and un-mussed shirts. #WrinkleFree #Unsqueezed #ShirtBeatsRock

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No one talks like a 1890's prospector anymore. And they aught-two.

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In the end, the real monsters were the tentacled ghouls dwelling in the abandoned subway system all along. #LessIntrospectiveHorrorProtagonists

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Dear Guy Who Ripped Off His Face During The Film Poltergeist: Are you seriously going to cook an entire steak as a midnight snack right after eating a bag of Fritos and sticking a chicken leg in your mouth? Did you bring the steak with you? Do you even know how much steak costs?!

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What do time travelers fear most? Morlocks? Langoliers? Paradoxes? Hounds of Tindalos? Doc Brown? Turns out, it's commitment.

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That was me, that is Mankustrap, and my three Jellicles, that is Jennyanydots, Rumpleteazer and Gus, Gus being really Asparagus, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar making up our terpsichorean powers what to do with the evening . . .

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SnackWellian dystopia is carb heavy.

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Hey guys someone found a reaper. wiki.ultimacodex.com/wiki/Reapers

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How close are we to the apocalypse exactly? Should I start recording audio logs of what's going on, each one more frantic and/or depressing than the last? Or at least start locking up useful supplies and then jotting down the padlock code on a white board in an adjacent room?

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Harper Lee's other unpublished novel, "To Kill a Cockatrice," explores themes of racial inequality, life in the Deep South, and murderous winged lizard roosters that can kill with their gaze.

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On my bucket list: Getting within earshot of Aaron Sorkin, spilling soda on myself, and convincingly exclaiming, "Dammit! How could this have happened?!"

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l used to dream about being a handsome young sidecar racer, until A-ha's Take On Me unveiled the sport's dark, wrench-wielding underbelly.

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Still surprised that "Come Sail Away" by Styx was actually about aliens, and not some dude pressuring us to be on his boat.

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"So, about these gaps on your résumé-" "It was then that I carried you."

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When was someone going to tell me that Theon Greyjoy and Ronald Weasley had a son?

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I want a Dune video game that doesn't take place on Dune.

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So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

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Microsoft, if you must foist your Clippy 2.0 on me (I'm talking about Copilot here), for the love of all that is decent, could you also please just allow me to turn the thing OFF?

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In these trying times, I feel we as a nation must address the greatest issue facing humanity: The weird refusal of some RPG designers to uncouple bonuses and abilities from the aesthetic look of items and armor. It's just- It's not enough to make the helmet invisible. Please, the planet is dying.

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Do you think Polyphemus was mad when someone told him what Finding Nemo was actually about?

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So, is Hitchcock's 'The Birds' considered a dinosaur horror movie now?

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Our Marriage Is So Strong That We Should Be Depicted In Separate Paintings, But, No, Seriously, It's A Healthy Relationship, I'm Not Putting On My Gloves Because I'm Going Out For Cigarettes And Not Coming Back, Everything Is Cool - Artist Unknown