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Screenwriter, author, pasta enthusiast, co-creator of two teens. davidvienna.com/linktree
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you know who else moves fast and breaks things toddlers

The street gang in Alligator II: The Mutation had their branding locked.

Are we still doing #OOTD?

By the way, Zelenskyy left without signing that bullshit mineral deal. He called out Trump’s lies to his face and walked, leaving the self-proclaimed “deal maker” with his fucking pants down. THIS is how you deal with fascists/bullies/dip-shits. Take note, Dems. apnews.com/live/donald-...

We just lost White House to Ukraine.

I didn’t watch that Oval Office meeting with Zelenskyy. If I want to watch chimps throw shit at a guest, I’ll go to the zoo.

Sometimes I'm like, "Why aren't I more successful?" Then it takes me three tries to get my arm into my coat sleeve and I'm like, "Ah, right."

This is the Trump administration’s DEFCON 1 scenario.

The website shows a seeker the closest clinics to them, offers information on parental consent laws for minors seeking abortion, and points toward abortion funds that can help pay for care.

Hey everyone -- Moms of Liberty and Dept of Education launched a snitch line portal today to rat out teachers and anyone promoting anything DEI. FLOOD THE PORTAL Spam the hell out of it. Pass it on! It works! enddei.ed.gov

Sometimes, my writing so deftly captures the perfect blend of drama, emotion, and gritty realism that I feel great pride for my work and my ability. Other times, I write a scene in which a guy gets hit in the stomach so hard he farts.

Tips For Becoming A Successful #Writer: • Don't suck at writing • Be, like, really lucky • Maybe try actually writing something • Make peace with t̶y̶p̶i̶s̶ typos • Don't write your manuscript in crayon • Have a rich aunt who's near death • Steal ideas from Proust (no one reads him anyway)

Tumblr still feels so pure compared to literally every other social platform. I know it’s not, but it FEELS like it.

I commandeered our little casita and turned it into a writing office. This is the door. (The plaque holder was already attached. I had the plaque made special, though.)

Hey fam. The Regime just posted a snitch form for people to report “illegal discriminatory practices at institutions of learning”. The url literally has “End DEI” in it. I’m going to go ahead and post a link to the form in the comments below. You know what to do.

My favorite decade in film is the 1970s and Gene Hackman was a massive part of that era. When our kids were born, I used to joke our son Boone looked like Popeye Doyle. apnews.com/article/gene...

New glasses, mofos.

Little doggo. Big ears.

Trump Admin Plan: 1. They break it 2. They say they’re the only ones who can fix it (for a price) apnews.com/article/elon...

Jeff Bezos out here accidentally proving my point that the Opinion section is the most useless section of any newspaper or news program.

Leopards are scared of getting yelled at by all the newly faceless people who voted for them. www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

Social media algorithms that favor memes and trends over unique content contribute to the downfall of critical thinking.

If MSNBC continues to fail to rise to the occasion, it should just change its name to the DNC.

During the national covid quarantine, I picked up the hobby of fixing up and painting guitars I found while dumpster diving. This was the first one I completed.

Cool wall of old punk flyers at Rad Coffee in Covina, CA.

Doggo smush-face.

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

When they go low, we go petty as fuck.

In the 2010s, I had a career in social media. Trying to convince clients to cut through the din with new ideas rather than chase trends usually proved futile. I can’t tell you how many times we pitched unique concepts only to be told to just mimic some overplayed meme. fortune.com/2025/02/21/m...

young posters, the use of language changed before you were born, so in case you didn't know this: the reason things like Social Security and Medicare are called "entitlements" isn't (derogatory) it's because access is *guaranteed* in exchange for your advance payments into the program

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If you still have friends/family who think this administration will help them, talk to them about money....

The Google AI results at the top of searches are so pointless. We have a resource (the internet!) that knows everything, and instead of going to the source, it's like you asked your stupid cousin who is trying to recall the information from a podcast he heard last week.

During his retirement announcement, Mitch McConnell acknowledged the care his mother provided when he was young and how she had to repeatedly wash her hands to avoid getting salmonella from touching his shell.

Before. During. After.

“Let’s make Tumblr more complicated.” —the creator of Substack

Guillotines. America needs more guillotines.

John Mulaney in NY: Does entire musical number about New York’s socioeconomic evolution that covers multiple decades. John Mulaney in LA: “So, palm trees are weird, right?”

Interesting short thread by the brilliant Ms. Nussbaum. And I totally agree: BREAKING BAD gets so caught up in Walter White as übermensch that it loses focus on what a moral monster he is. Watch THE SOPRANOS late seasons to see a huge difference. BETTER CALL SAUL has a much stronger moral center.

Want your engagement on Bluesky to drop off a fucking cliff? Try blocking the word Trump.