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Artist, husband, cat parent, nudity enthusiast
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I just want everyone to remember that at some point (hopefully sooner rather than later) you’ll be able to hop on a plane, fly your cute self down to Florida, rent a little car, drive to that chintzy ass country club, unzip your pants, and piss on his grave.

submitted 73 days ago • 49 comments

Last night we watched Adventures In Babysitting but made the mistake of watching it on Disney+ where it is edited for content, so what is usually the best exchange in the movie became: Gang member: Don’t [fool] with the Lords of Hell! Elizabeth Shue: Don’t [fool] with the babysitter! 😕

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

My part starts at about 1:02. 🫠 I spent so many hours reading a (paper!) book I didn’t care about, and it paid off!

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

I had a crazy fun weekend. I went the live tapings of “How Did This Get Made,” & on Insta Paul reposted the paintings I gave him of his doggies Bingo and Sgt.Meatball (RIPS). I might be in the audience part of the Jill Rips and The Arrival episodes (as “David”). #HDTGM

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I had a guess as to what the purpose of the goats was on Severance, and I was correct. Also now I kinda want a pet goat. I’m kidding! 😂

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

I was thinking about what I need from the grocery store, and I realized my shopping list was once on Sesame Street. (I’m actually getting 4 sticks of butter.🐷)

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

I know a lot of people didn’t like Katy Perry’s last album, but do we really need to shoot her into outer space?!

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

#IStandWithUkraine #IStandWithZelenskyy #FuckTrump I've never once asked for a repost; today I'm breaking that rule. Spread this shit like a virus, and let that sniveling bitch in the White House know we don't have his back.

submitted 115 days ago • 4 comments

The people who are yelling about “biological female” and “biological male” couldn’t even explain what a chromosome is like okay Cletus how about you sit the gender and sex discussion out until someone explains to you what inbreeding does to a gene pool first.

submitted 119 days ago • 5 comments

Amen to that.

submitted 121 days ago • 1913 comments

Margaritas imply the existence of a bigger, stronger drink called Margara. Which in turns implies an even bigger version called Margarota

submitted 121 days ago • 17 comments

Personally, I’d like an inefficiently overstuffed FAA. I have no problem paying for a few more air traffic controllers over the absolute bare minimum needed.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

MAGA GOOFS: if we eliminate government jobs those departments will become more efficient so we have fired thousands of park rangers. EVERYONE: okay what about police officers? MAGA GOOFS: how dare you

submitted 124 days ago • 7 comments

The Trader Joe’s Fearless Flyer is the J. Peterman catalog of today. Whoever is writing it is doing a great job. On a related note, I’ve gained ten pounds! I’m sad, Orlando.

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

Giving the “Let’s get this Mondais right!” treatment to our kitty Victor. 😆 #pirulinpinpina #spaceprincejulio

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

Do you like Oreos but hate the tough work it takes to chew them? So much work! Try new soft-baked Oreo Cakesters! All the golden diabetes flavor and barely any pesky chewing needing! Shove them Cakesters down your pie hole! Do it now!

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

My Octopus friend is down to one arm now. #yesyokoono

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

I finished these cuties yesterday: Ziggy, Mo, and Max. Aren’t kitties the cutest? Also dogs, squirrels, and any of my woodland friends. #petportraitartist

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

I love the way our beautiful perfect kitty Victor can just roll himself into a little furry ball.

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments

There was a big scary fire in the hills above sunset as I left the gym just now. Hopefully no one is hurt. 😱

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments

My octopus friend is down to three arms. 😢 #OctopusOnNorthCrescentHeights

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments

OCTOPUS UPDATE: My octopus friend survived the night with his remaining 4 tentacles intact!

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments